Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[ANARCHit3cht]

Granted. But, Misty gets jealous of May and goes on a killing spree killing Brock, May, and all the other people and then kidnaps Ash.

I wish that..Ash would capture a legendary.

 

[Seadiga]

Granted, but it kills him
I wish there was a new hero

 

[h POKE]

Granted, but the hero is tainted by TR and eventually defeated by Ash (or any other character if you can think of one), and leaves the region as a result.

I wish pokemon had a gripping story.

 

[Seadiga]

granted, but it never gets relesed
i wish Ash had a Gardivoir in stead of Pikachu

 

[RaikaCastillo]

Granted but none of the pre-Hoenn episodes are released to the U.S. for continuity reasons

I wish Dawn would freeze when they get to Snowpoint City

 

[FalseSwipe]

Granted but then everyone freezes and the next 20-30 episodes are just blocks of ice.
I wish my Cubone would evolve

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but it won't listen to you.

I wish I was a better competitive battler.

 

[FalseSwipe]

Granted but every pokemon you ever train has 0 IV and gains negative EVs

I wish when I released my Moltres 8 years ago in Red, that I would have known that I can't catch it again.

 

[Seadiga]

Granted but You relese your Starter instead
I wish that Macargo didn't look so funny

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted but You relese your Starter instead
I wish that Macargo didn't look so funny

Granted, but everything else now looks worse to make it look better. :\

 

[RaikaCastillo]

NOW who didn't make a wish? :P

I wish that you could buy drinks (i.e. Fresh Water, Soda Pop, and Lemonade) in bulk in R/S/E and D/P/P

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

NOW who didn't make a wish? :P

I wish that you could buy drinks (i.e. Fresh Water, Soda Pop, and Lemonade) in bulk in R/S/E and D/P/P

Granted, but it costs a lot more and you don't get extra ones every ten.
1 Lemonade - P350
10 Lemonades - P5000
:P

I wish that Pokemon was real. O gawd lol, yes I said it!

 

[PokemonTrainerApril]

Granted, but Pokeballs still have to be invented. The world is in chaos as the real world animals, and Pokemon have started a rebellious war. THE EARTH IS DESTROYED!

Uh, I wish I wasn't such a n00b to hack my Emerald game six months ago. Yeah, I cloned a Pelipper in the battle frontier because i'm just plain stupid!

 

[Gardevoyeurism]

Granted, you hacked it yesterday. And lost your starter.

I wish I had a cute little Machop as a best friend.

 

[mulch_ar]

Granted, but suddenly it kills you when u're asleep.....

I wish There will be another cool grass type legendary (Shaymin sucks)

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but suddenly it kills you when u're asleep.....

I wish There will be another cool grass type legendary (Shaymin sucks)

Granted, but it's only in the manga and not the games.

 

[Seadiga]

No known wish^
I wish there were more events

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but they're for crap Pokemon like Pikachu.

I wish that all the US events were in Australia at the same time.

 

[Venia Silente]

Granted, but they're for crap Pokemon like Pikachu.

I wish that all the US events were in Australia at the same time.

*Poof* Granted!

But, because of the time zone difference, they are held without warning and at 3:00 AM, and you miss every single one because you fall asleep.

Oh how much I wish there was an acttual Poison-type Legendary and I could catch it :D

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

Granted!
But your rival swoops in right before you do and catches it.