If I ran PC...

Ok, I just came up with this game. It's supposed to be fun and silly, do not take it seriously. >:O

What happens is: the first poster will say something like "If I ran PC, there would be more Bidoof related styles!" Then, the next poster will try to out-do that member by saying "Oh yeah? Well, if I ran PC, there would be more Bidoof related styles and a free cookie for every member!"

So, essentially, you add something you'd have if you ran PC. In the end we'll have a huge long list of silly things people want to add to PC. Try to make the things fun and completely outrageous.

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I'll start.

If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy!
 
If I ran PC, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart.
 
If I ran PC. I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it. >D
Then make a thread, change the title, sticky it, then close it, then delete it from fourm history.
Who runs PC anyway? o_o;
 
I don't think you guys fully understand what I said in the first post. We're trying to make a huge long list.

Here's what it should look like.

If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup.

Could the next poster please continue from here?
 
Another never-ending blah blah blah? Meh, whatever you say.

If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night.
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned,
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on,

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Bold the next one in line so it's easier to read.

I'm a sadist, what do you expect?
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed,
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed and we would all be bestsest buddies.
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed and we would all be bestsest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned,

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being over-observant again*XD
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me and mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed and we would all be bestsest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me, mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed, we would all be bestsest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC, I would force people to come up with funnier things they would do if they ran PC,

>:O
 
If I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me, mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed, we would all be bestest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC, I would force people to come up with funnier things they would do if they ran PC, I would agree with the above statement and force every Tuesday on the 13th of every month to be the Big Mac and Coke day regardless of lactose intolerance,

How's that? XD
 
oh really? well, if I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me, mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed, we would all be bestest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC, I would force people to come up with funnier things they would do if they ran PC, I would agree with the above statement and force every Tuesday on the 13th of every month to be the Big Mac and Coke day regardless of lactose intolerance, and i would make it mandatory to post in pirate talk on the 19th of september!!
 
oh really? well, if I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me, mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed, we would all be bestest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC, I would force people to come up with funnier things they would do if they ran PC, I would agree with the above statement and force every Tuesday on the 13th of every month to be the Big Mac and Coke day regardless of lactose intolerance, and i would make it mandatory to post in pirate talk on the 19th of september, and there would be vending machines and $2.50 included with every purchase of a thread.
 
oh really? well, if I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me, mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed, we would all be bestest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC, I would force people to come up with funnier things they would do if they ran PC, I would agree with the above statement and force every Tuesday on the 13th of every month to be the Big Mac and Coke day regardless of lactose intolerance, and i would make it mandatory to post in pirate talk on the 19th of september, and there would be vending machines and $2.50 included with every purchase of a thread and everyone who doesn't like Buicks must either dance the electric slide every time they post or risk being banned and fined $1.09.
 
oh really? well, if I ran PC, there would be a strict 'no pants' policy, there would've been a mutiny and Spey would've emerged on top clutching my beating heart, there would be giraffes coming from the sky, I'd make myself a mod, then I'd make an account, then ban it, I'd ban every member that told me I was doing a good job or even so much as complimented me, mermaidians would have their own usergroup who'd kill users who can't think straight at night, these sorts of topics would be banned, I would plug out the server at night to save on costs so that everyone else can just moan about it when they can't log on, no bolding of sentences purely to help others would be allowed, we would all be bestest buddies, force everyone to use correct spelling or else face the risk of being banned, i would force everyone to know who runs PC, I would force people to come up with funnier things they would do if they ran PC, I would agree with the above statement and force every Tuesday on the 13th of every month to be the Big Mac and Coke day regardless of lactose intolerance, and i would make it mandatory to post in pirate talk on the 19th of september, and there would be vending machines and $2.50 included with every purchase of a thread and everyone who doesn't like Buicks must either dance the electric slide every time they post or risk being banned and fined $1.09, and anyone who uses overly bright formatting in their posts shall be forced to do the caramelldansen for 6 hours straight and post the video in their User Profile page,

My eyes hurt. XD
 
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