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Old May 4th, 2013 (1:12 PM). Edited May 4th, 2013 by droomph.
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I am…


…15.

I don't care what you call me, but if you want to track me down and steal my money out of my bank account and/or pocket (ha! I have none! Foiled once again!), my name is Shane. And no, I'm not from wherever that name comes from. Or European. Or a human. I am…I don't know. What am I? I am a sentient being sent from the future to make your present a nightmare. Something like this:


fig 1.1 The Grape-Villian dons his dormant form. Hopefully not squishy dormant form. That one hurts.

So prepare to get your sticky gear on, because I'm the Grape-Villan.

Okay seriously. I'm Chinese, so you can imagine right now that I'm kinda…Asian. I'm not like "DO YOU LIKE FRIED RICE ON THAT" Asian since I've been in America for about ohhhhh since I was two, but the fact that I don't really have citizenship means I'm technically still not American. I use that to my advantage. Like when the immigration officers come to deport me.

Anyways. I'm in the 10th grade right now, and I have no plans for the future. However, since I'm Asian, I'm required by law to go to Harvard or Yale and get a Ph.D. in Being Smart. So there's that.

I do think I'm going to be a web designer, but that's not taking into account the music, the games, and the "who cares" factors. So who knows what I'm going to be? It takes time to decide, and that time for me will probably come when I'm homeless and I finally realize that maayyyyyybe dropping out of Throw Your Money Away University after spending $100,000 wasn't such a good idea after all.

I'm also interested in languages, so if you want to tell me some nukyooler secrets but not get caught then that's fine.

And did I mention I'm lazy? I honestly can't get myself to do the simplest things if it means I have to try. Doing homework? Naaaaah. Finishing this? Um, I have better things to do. Why am I still typing?

…okay, you've stumped me.

fig 1.2 Grape Villian's arch-nemisis, photosynthesis.

So ask away!


figs 1.3, 1.4 Figs.
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Old May 4th, 2013 (1:24 PM).
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You can't be serious. You're not lazy. Not if you've actually put some effort to have CSS in this post, lol.

You're Chinese, right? Do you know how to eat things with chopsticks? I never got how those guys do that, haha. And is there really nothing that you really like doing? You gotta have something. And that something can become your goal in life. Afterall, the people who like their job are the ones who're the happiest generally. Or so have I heard.
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You can't be serious. You're not lazy. Not if you've actually put some effort to have CSS in this post, lol.
I can be on-task when I want to, but like monday through friday is when I'm really out of it. So yeah, that does a lot for my grades.

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I never got how those guys do that, haha.
It's more about eating slowly or not having fancy table manners. You either have to put the food in your face and literally use the chopsticks as a shovel, or using them to quietly pick up food.

Oh, and it takes practice.
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Well, the problem is that I really like them equally. I can't choose.
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Noap only the sad people who are in it for the moneys :p
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Okay, so you're the kind who goes into lazy mode when you're supposed to be in non-lazy mode. Me likey. :D

And if eating with chopsticks take practice then...why even bother? Why do chinese people use chopsticks? Any benefits over regular spoons?
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Okay, so you're the kind who goes into lazy mode when you're supposed to be in non-lazy mode. Me likey. :D

And if eating with chopsticks take practice then...why even bother? Why do chinese people use chopsticks? Any benefits over regular spoons?
Because Chinese spoons are like this:


So historically we've had to resort to chopsticks to get any eating done.

But now, it's just that people are too lazy to learn how to use a spoon and/or they're really proud of being Chinese and want to show it to the world.

Oh, and noodles are easier to eat if you have a chopstick.
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    First or last? jk i know

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    I am interested in CCP because there's stuff for me to vent on there, but tbh I wish I had something to contribute to Rom Hacking now and then :\

    Anywhere you see me posting, really though.
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    Old May 10th, 2013 (6:37 AM).
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    I think I have already, but I'm not sure. However I do have an American passport so I think maybe? But yeah I would. Any time is cool really, because I'm not about to go back to China. Not until they remove the ban on YouTube. It might seem trivial to you with the freedom and everything, but I have tons of educational videos (such as SciShow or TedED) that I learn about 50% of what I know from. And if I got arrested for going on YouTube, you'd probably see the Capitol of whatever country I was in up in flames the next day on the news. That's how much I need my YouTube.

    And yes, I've been there. And it's horrible. Have you ever had to poop in a ditch where 500 other people have pooped many times in before? And the rest areas are literally ditches in the ground and men and women alike do not care to use the ditches, so you can imagine what the rest of the countryside looks like. Actually, don't. The only redeeming factor there is all the dogs. All the goggies :)
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    No, not really. Well, they do, but they know good enough around where I live to not pester me with questions like it's a Q&A session.
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    Yes and no. The figs don't like anything aggressive, but just to be safe, they've made a treaty to avoid direct conflict or harm to the figs, who don't have a strong military.
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    Chinese, Japanese, and German.

    And if you're wondering, no, I don't speak English.

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    Try to be around and nice to people.

    And yeah sometimes things go crazy as they have been going for the past year and believe me it's not something that I mean for it to happen.

    And I know about tact, but people have to remind me about it before I ever use it :]
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    あ、日本語で話してもいいかな~?(´・ω・`)
    迷惑ならぜひ教えてくださいね!
    ああ、日本語は二三年勉強していますけど、私は前々ちょっとなくさみ半分勉強した(ポケモン ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ )。
    私はりろんてきにいい日本語が言えますけど、単語へんが少しです。
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    i would like to be asked some questions tyvm :)

    (if i get in trouble for this i'm gonna be so sad/angry)
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      What did you write in your previous post (not the answer one, your most recent one)? I can't read kanji and, like you, I am lazy and don't want to look it up.

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      WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU CAN SPEAK GERMAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN MAN LETS TRADE LIVES

      Do you like fried rice on your hotpot? or your mooncake? or your youtiao? or your congee?

      How Chinese are you? Whitewashed banana or fresh off the boat (okay you're def not that)?

      Where in China are you from (if you were born there)? If not, where in China are your parents from? Would you consider that your laojia?

      Are you okay with me asking you personal questions? Very Chinese of me, non?

      Voulez-vous apprendre lerner francais? or Korean? do you think my sex appeal would increase if I learned Japanese? Would I impress Japanese girls? Would they be disappoint if they found out I was Chinese? Would learning Japanese be impressive to other East Asians? White girls? Black girls? Gotta keep my options open :D

      And the most important question...

      When have you gone to China? And where did you go? I can tell you a lot changes very very quickly. I was just in Shanghai and Beijing in May, for my most recent trip. I've been in the countryside too and the air quality is much, much better. I think Chinese love exploring mountains and nature and stuff to get away from the city smog.
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      Would you want to learn another language? If so, what would that be?

      What is your favourite outfit to wear that you own?
      Oh it just says "questions plz ^^"

      I am happy to learn another language, it's just that I need a competent teacher to help me (like, knows how to deal with my pseudo-ADD) And frankly, I don't care which language! Just as long as it's been made to completion and speakable.

      And for me, I only wear polos and jeans when I go outside, so there's that.
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      um I like my fried rice with fffffffffffffff in a bowl basically so yeaaaaah

      Although for hotpot I'm not allowed anywhere near the spicy oily side :((((((
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      And how chinese am I? Well the last link I have to China is my mandarin, and I suppose I speak it like a 8-year old would, so I can communicate at least.
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      I was born in Beijing, and my parents were like the top students from the most redneck part of the country. (*snoot*) And I will only consider that part of China my old country once they get indoor plumbing basically.
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      Voulez-vous apprendre lerner francais? or Korean? do you think my sex appeal would increase if I learned Japanese? Would I impress Japanese girls? Would they be disappoint if they found out I was Chinese? Would learning Japanese be impressive to other East Asians? White girls? Black girls? Gotta keep my options open :D
      i want to but it's just the teacher problem ughhhhhh

      also yes korean but the teachers. and every korean/asian at school kinda hates me (for being annoying if you're wondering not because I betrayed them or something) so that's a drag

      And it would only if you're a male host.

      otherwise you would be kawaisugiruuuuuuuuuu basically too cute to handle

      and actually no I don't think so because they all regard Japanese with "ew" (whoopsies) so they'll be more offended than impressed.

      but to other races, since I don't know, they tend to be impressed with you learning any other language. Or two. They're like "wow you must be a genius! bill, come look at this!" whenever I say I'm taking both German and Japanese.

      But then some other tiny teenager WWII nuts come and says to me "hey sooo are you like planning on gassing any jews?" and they actually wonder why that's offensive

      okay so let's move on this is getting awkward
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      When have you gone to China? And where did you go? I can tell you a lot changes very very quickly. I was just in Shanghai and Beijing in May, for my most recent trip. I've been in the countryside too and the air quality is much, much better. I think Chinese love exploring mountains and nature and stuff to get away from the city smog.
      I think in 2010? It was the summer when I was going into 8th grade, so do the math here if you want

      I've went to Beijing and Tianshui, and an obligatory trip to Baiyin because goddamn it my uncle is the freaking mayor of that city and I'll tell ya being rich is actually kinda lame and it smells like socks, farts, and baby powder instead of what you would think smog smells like lol

      then I don't remember where the name of the place in the countryside was, but basically that was my "old home". and I visited there. and no indoor plumbing. they literally poop in a pit
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      Woah dude you only wear polos? Posh.

      What's a male host? as opposed to a ... host?

      Would you grow a beard? Do you think if you grew a beard you could pass as Japanese? Like this dude:

      Do you think you could pass as any other East Asian right now without a beard? The underside of my eyes are a bit bulgy, so maybe I can pass as Japanese.

      Do you think shorts make guys hard to take seriously? Cuz a girl in shorts is like damn them legs, but a guy in shorts is like hahaha he looks little.

      Did you know your given name is incredibly white? Like increeeedibly white.

      Do you find Korean chopsticks annoying?

      Kimchi or Paocai?

      Do you have a mole on your face?
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