Roast the Pokémon Trainer above

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    Variation of Grill the Pokémon above, with the same rules. One user provides the name of a Pokémon Trainer, and the next user has to say something negative about them (within forum rules, of course!), before providing another name for the user after them to roast. For example:

    User A said:

    User B said:
    He can't stop bragging about his Champion status! Also, his fashion sense is as terrible as his sense of direction.

    Valerie?

    User C said:
    Her obsession with becoming a Pokémon gives me the creeps.

    Bruno?

    So on, and so forth. I'll start:

    Malva?
     
    Worst Fire type Trainer Ever... This is coming from someone who loves Fire types (Me)


    Archie?
     
    Will 2.0 (but props for having a Gallade u cool dude)


    Maxie
     
    He could use some better manners.
    Been a while since I played Legends, but iirc he does some sumo move on you when you first meet him.

    the Masked Royal Professor Kukui?
     
    With all due respect, there's no Mat Blocking the fact that you're a famous wrestler, Professor. I have been entrusted to Fairy Lock more secretive information from Lillie in regards to Nebby, so it's perfectly fine to Confide your secret identity to me. I respect you equally as strongly as your wife and your wholesome assistant.

    Sordward?
     
    For a mystic seer, Morty really should have foreseen just how easy it is for one to mop the entire Gastly Gym floor with a simple Kadabra or Espeon, let alone, a Croconaw that bites everything left, right and centre.

    Candice?
     
    The Dragon type gym leader that became a champion and made half her team non-dragon.
    At least Wallace had the guts to bring an all Water type team that one time he was the champion.... :coolcat:
    Though it did kinda make him one of the easiest champions to beat.... xD

    Alder ?
     
    Making us go through honey to find him? Ew no thanks i'd get diabetes...

    Lance
     
    I know Dragons are slim pickings in gen 1, but why does the champion of the region have two Dragonairs on it's team? Why not just evolve them and have three Dragonites?
    And in the Johto versions he has Dragonites at a level that shouldn't be possible. Hacker Exposed!

    Bruno ?
     
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