Roast the Pokémon Trainer above

[Starlight]

The "Professor" who needs help from a child to escape a Poochyena... yeah.

Wally

 

[Orion☆]

I'm pretty sure he's actually pretending to be weaker than he is so that people will underestimate him. He descends from a frickin' ninja - did he really think we would be fooled?

Mela?

 

[Starlight]

Could she not get boots to fit? Damn!

Lance

 

[Devalue]

Pays zero attention to shared weaknesses. Sees good stats and calls it. Also tamed Dragons that are not actually Dragons.

Hop

 

[Orion☆]

His role model is his brother Leon. You know, the guy who has a terrible sense of direction, fashion, team composition, everything. Not exactly a paragon of what Hop himself says he wants to be.

Fantina?

 

[Starlight]

She stole my favourite dress. Not amused -_-

Blaine

 

[5qwerty]

You're bald.

Bugsy

 

[Devalue]

Uses a Kakuna and a Metapod. Effectively trolls you during a gym match. Very unprofessional.

Dawn?

 

[Orion☆]

As the player character, she's not properly prepared for the elements, not even in Platinum. As a pseudo-rival, she's a terrible tag partner.

Akari?

 

[Starlight]

Bootleg Dawn.

Clair?

 

[Devalue]

Throws a temper tantrum after losing. Why would you put this person in charge of a gym? Should not be in any position of power.

Guzma

 

[Starlight]

Some toughie, you can't even get real tattoos! Yeah we all notice them disappearing!

Norman

 

[5qwerty]

You lost to your child when they were 10... Yeah I don't think many other people can say that.

Volkner

 

[Starlight]

Everyone calls your badge the Bacon Badge! Whatcha think about that my friend?

Crasher Wake

 

[Orion☆]

Why is this guy still in charge if I have to go fetch him at the lighthouse just for a Gym battle? (Not sure if it was a glitch or what, but in Diamond, I had to fetch him twice. I was so pissed.)

Lusamine?

 

[Devalue]

Looked way better when Nihilego ate you.

Brock

 

[Starlight]

"Brock the Rock" huh... your rock expertise is so fantastic that your team doesn't know a SINGLE rock move in gen1. Genius.

Roark

 

[Orion☆]

Failed a safety spot check with those generic glasses. Should have worn safety googles! Also, he's not nearly as saucy as his dad.

Steven Stone?

 

[Starlight]

Failed a safety spot check with those generic glasses. Should have worn safety googles! Also, he's not nearly as saucy as his dad.

His dad is David Tennant. No one can tell me otherwise!

Steven Stone?

He is called stone... and collects... you guessed it... stones! Seriously!

Jasmine

 

[Orion☆]

If you've played HG/SS, you'll know that she needs to grow a spine and walk away from the toxic cesspit of a person that is Erika. It's clear that while Jasmine sees Erika as her best friend, Erika doesn't see Jasmine as hers. She deserves better than being gossiped about and ridiculed by a supposed "friend"!

Flannery?