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It would be such a horrible situation knowing that you got someone sick not only because you were writing such an asinine list but also pretty much just busy with run on sentences and remembering to add what you didn't do but wanted to do but didn't get to do while you wanted to do to that list.
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Well I can't imagine many people do plan on that. Maybe those first few people who had to figure out expiration dates.
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If there's something I know we're too good at, it's run-on sentences that make absolutely little sense and often end up winding up on odd tangents that go onto explaining the fruition of all things random and completely unrelated to whatever topic it was we meant to type with in the first place and that could be a talent that would serve us well during times we are ambushed by killer werewolves because we'd be able to confuse them with all sorts of odd tangents and random words which will either make them faint of confusion or make them want to maul us quicker.
...well all they had to do was smell the milk, unless they were dumb enough to drink it after taking a whiff of the putrid stench. XD
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Though you have to wonder what sort of killer werewolves (are there any other kind?) would actually be able to understand English or any language for that matter I imagine they wouldn't be killer werewolves but just people in costumes who were out for a romp on the evening and then realize that they've run in the worst couple they could ever have wanted to meet as their tangents slowly rot their pretty little brains into a pile of pink mush.
There had to be someone who didn't know that! History doesn't honor those great people who first figured out that bad smelling milk is probably not safe. XD;
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Oh I'm sure they're able to understand it, because they tend to respond in the same way you would if you spoke Spanish, Italian, German, Portuguese, Polish, etc. to them; shredding us to pieces and claiming us as their dinner. But whatever, right? :D
Well I would have thought it'd be an instinct after one whiff of that thing to not drink it. XD;
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Well, yes, I do suppose that would work just fine, werewolves are just hungry meat eating savages, and I don't particularly care for that one that got hired to work in a college, leaves slobber all over the place and the last person sent to fire him never came back. Everyone figures he went on extended vacation. :D
You know what would make sense not to eat after taking one whiff of? Havarti! ...I still cry myself to sleep at times. XD;