«The "What Would You Do If I...?" Game!»

[SephirothX]

This is a fun game that I've played on a couple other forums. Basically, you post: "What would you do if I [insert something you can do here]?" Then the next poster would say what they'd do, and continue. Example:

What would you do if I ate your dog?

I'd sue you.
WWYDII broke the moon?

And so on. So, I'll start things off.
What would you do if I started dancing in a trash can?

 

[[Insert Cool Name]

I would do the hockey pokey
What would you do if I did not play pokemon?

 

[SephirothX]

*Gasp!* What are you doing here?!
WWYDII cremated your face?

 

[Krobelus]

I would run around until someone cared,
WWYDII ran around in circles waving my arms like a retard?

 

[SephirothX]

I would raise a brow, blink a couple of times, and burst out laughing.
WWYDII got D/P before you?

 

[Krobelus]

I would strangle you to death and tak it, before i realised i didnt have a DS 0.o
WWYDII poured pepto bismol down your pants?

 

[SephirothX]

I would kill you.
WWYDII said the moon was made of cheese?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would go there and eat all of it.
What would you do if I gave you a cookie that was on fire?

 

[SephirothX]

Grab it and shove it down! (Ow. Hot.)
WWYDII threw your favorite Pokémon off a cliff?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

I would punch you, then throw you off the cliff.
WWYDII if I kicked you grandma?

 

[Krobelus]

I would kick you too death, because you did to my grandma, 0.o
WWYDII made Torchic extinct? (or however you spell it)

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I would shake your hand. Don't like Torchic much...

What would you do if I burnt down your house?

 

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Hmmm, I would probably steal your house XD...

What would you do if I slapped you with a fish...?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Eat the fish.

What would you do if I slapped you with a whale?

 

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

I would run the hell away...

What would you do if I gave you a new theme?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I would use it!.. If I could.

What would you do if I threw a spoon at your head?

 

[mrplanters]

Say thanks because i needed one for eating soup.

WWYDII attacked you with a stapler gun?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I would attack you with minigun!

What would you do if I poked you in the eye?

 

[SephirothX]

I'd poke you in the... OTHER EYE!
WWYDII beat you up with a Furby?

 

[Auron]

Looks like DM doesn't like Torchic. Shake his hand...Good answer.
Eat the fish...I would say "Eat it", so logical answer.

I will beat you with a Diglett Dild xD

WWYDII smash some Diglett with a hammer ??