♥John Denver's Luv Shack♥

[Lucid]

Oh yeah.... that'd be the shizzit.

 

[John Denver]

That settles it, me and Kaga are now in a band called "Killswitch EnPaige"

now what to sing about...crap!

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Let's be emo and bilk twelve-year-olds out of their disposable income and spread our message of angst around the tri-county area...

We can't possible fail that way

 

[John Denver]

Brilliant!

We could wear dark eye-shadow and spike our hair and pass it off to the MTV youth demographic as "rebelious." We could make everyone think that our songs have deep political meaning even though the lyrics are just random ramblings that we pulled out of our butts overnight while we were high!

It's full proof

 

[Lucid]

Kickarse... I SO want to own a t-shirt with you guys on it...

Woah... a fan already beat me to the punch... *cries in a dark room*

 

[John Denver]

KILLSWITCH ENPAIGE
Me and Alan are this generations only hope
against the evil known as authority

WE PLAY TOO FAST
No one understands you
no one
except our generic lyrics​

WE'LL KICK YOUR GRASS
You're different from everyone else
making you smarter than them​

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I've come up with our first song! =OOOOoo

I'm banished to the valley of the shadow of life
'cause everyone hates me
[five minutes of inaudible screaming]

And I'm gonna eat the sun and make my soul implode
'cause everyone hates me
[five minutes of inaudible screaming]

George W. Bush is a Republican
'cause everyone hates me
[five minutes of inaudible screaming]

[ten minutes of garbled nasaly sounds similar to a drunk cat having a fight with a depressed h?bo but referred to in the modern music scene as "singing"]

I like to cut myself with darkness
'cause everybody hates me

'cause everybody hates me
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BLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111HALLIBURTON

 

[Lucid]

:bandit: Wow... can you say, Grammy?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I won't need to, I'll be able to pay other people to say it for me...

But can you say undecuple platinum? Eh? Eh?

 

[John Denver]

That's our first hit song...of course I must write the second

I'm not okay
I'M NOT OKAY
I'm not okay
I'M!
*pause*
NOT
*pause*
OKAY
*20 minute guitar solo*

No one underSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!Nobody! No one! Not a soul! No one KNOWS! what I FEEELL-- inSIIIIIIIIiIiiiIIDDE!!!
*screams*

SicknessdeathmurderchaosKILL!!
*screams*

*gun shot*

KILL YOURSELF

*gun shot*

KILL YOUR FRIENDS

*gunshot*

KILL YOUR FAMILY

*gunshot*

CUT YOUR ARMS

*gunshot*

DRINK THE STUFF UNDER THE KITCHEN SINK

*gunshot*

I'm NOT OKAAYYYY!!!!!

 

[Lucid]

That speaks to me, as a troubled teen on so many levels...

 

[John Denver]

Nothing can speak to an angsty teen like our heart-felt drug-induced lyrics

nothing...

 

[Kinzu_kiwi]

except...maybe...furry cuddly creatures? FWEE!!!

Wow, I haven't been here in a while. Is there any particular reason for the name change, I mean, to 'love shack' ? -_- ...

 

[John Denver]

Luv Shack is way cooler...

have you been in here before? I don't recognize the name...

welcome

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

Luv shack.. weird name. So how's our weird pimpastic domolicious freaking Dakota doing THIS weekend?

 

[John Denver]

I just signed up for my college classes...

Differential Equations
Philosophy
Black and White Photography (YESS!!!)
Political Science
Forgot the other one O_o

 

[Kurono]

I couldn't find this club cause it got renamed..XD

Well I see you're writing songs now..XD

Max...its 'pimptastic' dude! Get wit the program! XD

Anyway...lemme go hear meh fort minor..

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Good choice for a math class...if you have no choice but to take calculus you'd might as well take one that can be reduced to a few tried-and-true formulas, a lot of algebra, and almost no graphing.

Good luck if you get into implicit differentiation, though; it might just inspire you to write another one of our amazing emo songs...

 

[Kurono]

WHOOOOO! My Fort Minor CD PWNZ all of you because its awesome. Hey...did anyone actually even here of the new project?


XD My bad, I just had to go off topic for a second. XD

Anywayz the Photography is a good choice..XD Aside from the cheap wages..XD

 

[John Denver]

Oh man...they're gonna give me a sweet camera and I'll take inspiring pictures and post em here

emo lyrics here we come