♥John Denver's Luv Shack♥

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

Yeah. Matt gave me all his money so I could stuff it down your throat earlier.

 

[Drummershuff]

Thats correct. So you have all my money Master. XD

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

Yeah. But he doesn't have my looks, my skills, and DEFINATELY not my signature. =D

 

[Chairman Kaga]

D...let's go learn to play the Oboe...I want to do an emo version of Peter and the Wolf

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

And what the heck might an Oboe be?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

I don't really know...I tried cutting myself with it but it didn't work...I need to find a sharper reed...

 

[Kurono]

And what the heck might an Oboe be?

YOU STOLE MY BIRTHDAY! :<

And this is an oboe.

Emo version of Peter and the Wolf?

*imagines that*

Dude.

If a father and his daughter have a child.

Than that child's going to be growing up saying:
"My mother's my sister!"

That's...
Whoa.

 

[Random Plushie]

YOU STOLE MY BIRTHDAY! :<

And this is an oboe.

I must say..

How can you not know what an oboe is..? xD

Dude.

If a father and his daughter have a child.

Than that child's going to be growing up saying:
"My mother's my sister!"

That's...
Whoa.

My aunty knows a friend who knows a girl that got pregnant as a teenager. Her kid was taken in by the girl's mom, so the girl's son grew up thinking that she was his sister.

o.o


But anyway.


Dude, if you ever got into jail, D, I'd totally bake you a cake with a file in it. :O

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

I must say.. How can you not know what an oboe is..? xD

I know now, thanks to my freakin' brother. *pokes Kuro with oboe*

If a father and his daughter have a child.

Than that child's going to be growing up saying:
"My mother's my sister!"

That child's going to be growing up saying: "My grandma's my mom!" too.

My aunty knows a friend who knows a girl that got pregnant as a teenager. Her kid was taken in by the girl's mom, so the girl's son grew up thinking that she was his sister.

Whoa, and doesn't that girl have any love for her brother son?

Those are the most complicated incest family relationships possible. =D

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Emo version of Peter and the Wolf?

*imagines that*

I AM THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF

And I only ate your friend because I'm a

VICTIM

OF

SOCIETY

BLLARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why WHY WHY ME

I CAN'T EVEN CUT MYSELF

I'M JUST A WOOOOOOOOOOOLF

So fear my fangs of darkness

DEMOCRACY IS A LIE!

So fear my fangs of darkness

YOUR PARENTS ARE YOUR WORST ENEMY

So fear my fangs of darkness

BUY KILLSWITCH ENPAIGE-BRAND TOOTHPASTE, HERBAL SHAMPOO, PREGNANCY TESTS, AND CAT FOOD

So fear my fangs of darkness

BREATHE IN THE NIGHT, LET THE DARKNESS FILL YOU

So fear

So fear

So fear

So fear my fangs of

my fangs of

[73-minute guitar solo]

DAAARRRRRRRRKKKNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Candelyce]

I AM THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF

And I only ate your friend because I'm a

VICTIM

OF

SOCIETY

BLLARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why WHY WHY ME

I CAN'T EVEN CUT MYSELF

I'M JUST A WOOOOOOOOOOOLF

So fear my fangs of darkness

DEMOCRACY IS A LIE!

So fear my fangs of darkness

YOUR PARENTS ARE YOUR WORST ENEMY

So fear my fangs of darkness

BUY KILLSWITCH ENPAIGE-BRAND TOOTHPASTE, HERBAL SHAMPOO, PREGNANCY TESTS, AND CAT FOOD

So fear my fangs of darkness

BREATHE IN THE NIGHT, LET THE DARKNESS FILL YOU

So fear

So fear

So fear

So fear my fangs of

my fangs of

[73-minute guitar solo]

DAAARRRRRRRRKKKNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssss

O_O The hell are you rambling about, Kaga? O_O

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

...
Did someone say something? *looks around*

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Come join the collective and find out

HIVE MIND...

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Drummershuff]

KAGA'S GONE MENTAL *HIDES*

 

[Chairman Kaga]

None of you have ever been to a Killswitch Enpaige concert, have you?


So none of you r leet emo like me

 

[Supreme Edgeboy Max]

None of you have ever been to a Killswitch Enpaige concert, have you?


So none of you r leet emo like me

No we're not. Dakota's probably gone to one so..

PHEEEEEEEER!!!!

 

[John Denver]

sickNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

callIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

I been WAAAITAAAIING

 

[Candelyce]

sickNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

callIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGA

I been WAAAITAAAIING

Screw it. XD Can't stop how I feel! I'm digging on me, You're digging on me. We digging on we. Ahhhhh!!!!!

 

[Drummershuff]

O_O I'm very confused now. XD

Anyway, Whats up D?

 

[Chairman Kaga]

H, you fail at emo

get out before we throw garlic cloves at you