Copying shipping list from PokeSpe survey in the PokeSpe Fan Club, mind you. WARNING: MAY CAUSE YOUR BRAIN TO SHORT-CIRCUIT AND BLOW UP, THUS CAUSING MUSHY GREY MATTER AND BLOOD TO SPLATTER AND STUFF...actually, it's not that bad.
SYSTEM'S MASTER LIST OF DOOMY DOOM DOOM
Beware of crack!
Luckyshipping (RedxBlue) - Not a popular 'ship compared to Oldrival, but who cares, I like it anyway.
Oldrivalshipping (GreenxBlue) -
Green: OMFGSTOPBOTHERINGME.
Blue: NO! :3
Jadeshipping (BluexYellow) - Well, I think it's cute.
Specialshipping (RedxYellow) - An AWW-worthy 'ship.
Feelingshipping (GreenxYellow) - Well, turns out I like to 'ship the Kanto 'dex holders with each other. Fun.
Mangapalletshipping (GreenxRed) - WHY CAN I NOT FIND ENOUGH PICTURES OF THIS COUPLE???
Preciousmetalshipping (GoldxSilver) -
Silver: I'm not a girl! I'm a guy!
Gold: Sex don't matter in the game of love! : D
Silver: D8
Mangaquestshipping (GoldxCrystal) -
Crys (older, obviously): Gold! What do you think of this ring--ARE YOU HITTING ON YOUNGER WOMEN AGAIN!?
Gold (older but still has eleven-year-old maturity): Uh…meep meep! -runs like hell, leaving a cloud of dust behind-
j/k Maybe Gold will mature sometime in the future.
Buttshipping (GoldxBlue) -
Gold: Hey, Silver! When can I date Blue?
Silver: Over
your dead body.
Raltsshipping (RubyxWally) - If RubyxSapphire weren't canon, this should've been.
Manganewrivalshipping (WallyxSapphire) - HERE I AM PAIRING THE LITTLE SICK KID WITH A TOMBOY AND A METROSEXUAL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? Franticshipping? Eh, I only see them as friends.
Whatever EmeraldxYellow is - Crack. Beautiful crack.
Eyewearshipping (GoldxRuby) - Ehehehe…the pic I saw several pages ago converted me.
Commonershipping (DiaxPlatina) - I find it somewhat adorable. Dia's so cute~
Comedianshipping (PearlxDia) - Actually I find it more of a BFF thing. They could be Heterosexual Life Partners or something. And please, someone here must have at least know about TV Tropes, I feel silly.
Whatever MistyxErika is - Because Erika screams lesbian to me…
Toxicboltshipping (Lt. SurgexKoga)- Oh, come on…they had to have known each other when they were in Team Rocket. It's not
entirely crack.
Giovanni: Would you two care to explain to me what you were doing in this certain room in this certain date?
Koga: …playing Battleship?
Surge: Yeah…Battleship…
Giovanni: Yes, well, YOU WERE PLAYING BATTLESHIP IN MY
SON'S ROOM, YOU DISGUSTING SIMPLETONS.
Surge: That was your
son? I thought that was your daugh--
Koga: DON'T MAKE THIS WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS!
Antagonistshipping (Lt. SurgexSabrina) - Actually, they'd be those two people giggling maniacally in the corner.
Psychoshipping (SabrinaxRed) - Um, I'm not into pedo ships, but…Sabrina isn't that old, is she? Late teens to early twenties, perhaps?
Sabrina: Come over here, little child. I have
candy.
Red: …DO NOT WANT.
Socioshipping (GiovannixSabrina) -
Surge: When you go into Giovanni's office, what do you do there?
Sabrina: …play Battleship?
Mangapokeshipping (RedxMisty) - I actually like this more than Special. AHA! I'M WEARING A BULLET-PROOF VEST THIS TIME! TAKE
THAT!
Grantedshipping (LancexYellow) - I don't know why, but when I read PokeSpe, I always imagine Lance with Zim's voice. You know, from Invader Zim. -gets knifed this time- CURSES!
Machisakishipping (Lt. SurgexBill) - It's become more of a for-the-lulz 'ship now.
Fatherlyshipping (FalknerxJanine) -
Janine: …and that's why my daddy's a nutcase, what's your daddy like?
Falkner: After hearing about your father, I really have nothing to say about my father.
Janine: 'kay, let's play Battleship!
Chosenshipping (SilverxBlue) - 'Tis an adorable 'ship. Pretty much one-sided, though.