1,000 Cruel / Unusual / Silly Forms of Punishment

[Belldandy]

1,000 Cruel / Unusual / Silly Forms of Punishment

How To Play?

Devise a cruel / unusual form of punishment and add it to the number queue.

For example:

#1: Having to pick up all the leaves in your yard... By hand.

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#2: Having to remove ice from a windshield by melting it with your breath.

Rules

- You may post up to three unusual punishments in a post
- Nothing sexual, derogative, violent, overly grotesque, etc. Keep it "clean"

Might add more rules as they come along.

Start

#1: Having to cut your lawn using only a pair of scissors.

 

[Charizard★]

#2: 1,000 lashes with a wet noodle.

 

[gimmepie]

#3 Wash a car with your toothbrush.

 

[tnfsf11]

#4 Hold hands for the entire recess with your worst enemy in school. >:)

 

[gimmepie]

#5 walk on your hands all day.

 

[Winneon]

6. Using a trackball as a mouse on a computer.

 

[Powerserge]

Awww, but those rules though, darlin'!

Haha, ummm....#7. Be forced to listen to a single One Direction or Justin Bieber song on loop for an entire week, no matter what you are doing.

 

[Sandshrew4]

#8 Go in front of 20,427 people and play a song you wrote yourself on the bagpipes, with 1 minute notice prior to the event (aka you found out you had to do this one minute before you have to do it).
#9 Be boiled alive in a pot of twenty year old mouldy tomato soup, with lots of flies.
Dang, read the rules.

 

[Belldandy]

#9: Being tied to a chair and forced to listen to your cellphone vibrate and ring, recognizing the tone as that of your crush >:3 and you just totally asked her out and were waiting for a response and now she or he is going to think you're ignoring him and now YOUR LIFE IS RUINED BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

#10: Canadians: All Tim Horton's implode, leaving you coffee-less teehee

 

[Melody]

#11: You are tied and bound to a chair as your feet are being constantly tickled by a robot.

#12: You are dressed in a maid outfit and forced to wait on your worst enemy hand and foot.

#13: You are forced to live in a shop window as a mannequin, forced to wear the most embarrassing things, and get privacy only for bathroom breaks and bathing.

 

[gimmepie]

#14 You must dedicate your life to a single forum game.

 

[tnfsf11]

#15 You are tied to a couch (yes, a couch) & are forced to watch all of Jersey Shore's episodes, IN LOOP!

 

[gimmepie]

That truly is an unpleasant punishment.

#16 Be tied to the roof whilst it rains.

#17 Be forced to attempt everything in the "ways to get kicked out of Walmart" thread. In a single month.

 

[tnfsf11]

#18 Be tied to Egypt's president Morsi's back for a whole day!!! Heck, you'll probably end up in the Asylum...

 

[evking]

#19 Have your head buried in the sand and wait for 10 minutes.

 

[gimmepie]

#20 Post a list of your most dark/embarrassing secrets on facebook, twitter and PC.

 

[Snowdrop]

#21 watch Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked on a loop for 67 hours

 

[Sandshrew4]

#20 Post a list of your most dark/embarrassing secrets on facebook, twitter and PC.

I don't have any ^•^

#22 Have someone with horrible breath have a three hour long conversation with the tied down subject.

 

[Voliol]

I am the most (Tenta)cruel person in the world.

#23 Burn your Pokémon Cartridge with a flamethrower.

 

[TY]

#24 Destroy your own internet router thingy (Apologies for my bad English, some words slipped away for me)