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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

472 Try to pay for a flat-screen in pennies. It almost worked.
 
476: Kill one of the cashiers.
 
478. Eat all of the food in the food court, regardless whether you paid for it or not.
 
478. Get a bunch of adult magazines and place them on the magazine rack.

479. Get a bunch of adult magazines, cut out each page, and leave them all over the store; especially in boxes that have openings, like twelve-packs.

480. Get four pigs and label them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in the store, and watch as they try to find number 4.
 
481. Say bad words directly at the cashier. That would be cruel, and I wouldn't do that if I were myself.
 
483: I've memorized which Pokemon has 483 as its national number.

Destroy all the clocks in the store.
 
Gliese said:
480. Get four pigs and label them 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in the store, and watch as they try to find number 4.
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^CLASSIC. lol. Aren't you supposed to put butter on them first, though?

484(which has the square root of...22? I think.)

Splatter paint the lingerie section.

485

Tell people that you support unions. Sure way to get kicked out, as this is Walmart.

486

Break all the electronics in the store, and then run to the manager with a bunch of them, claiming either that "MissingNo broke it" or that "a gremlin broke it".
 
487. Tell dead baby jokes over the intercom.

488. Around Christmas time announce that Santa Claus isn't real over the intercom.
 
489

Seal the doors shut with Cement
 
491. Plan a demolition for Wal-Mart.

492. Force the Wal-Mart store to change its logo back to its original logo.
 
495. Break one of the TVs, and stomp on a diamond.
 
497

Seal all the entrances to the bathrooms.
 
498. Making a port sign, wearing a T-shirt displaying your favorite store that isn't Wlmart, and shouting loudly how much you hate Walmart, what sucks about it, disrespecting personel and ranting about how your prefered store is far greater.
 
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499: Promote Target by shouting "GO TO TARGET! IT'S MORE AWESOME THAN WAL-MART!" to the customers.
 
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