1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart [Ver. 4]

[ReKoil]

121

Outsource your shiny hunting by forcing every customer to do set amount of encounters for you or they can't leave. And keep the shinies of course.

 

[PoryKid575]

122

Create a long line of megaphones and shatter all the glass in the building with a whisper!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

123

Tell 123 dad jokes over PA!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

124

paint the sign red so it can be shiny walmart!

 

[ReKoil]

125

Erect a wall around the Walmart.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

126

Throw banana peels at cars in car park!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

127

BECOME THE WALMART

 

[ReKoil]

128

Invite all the local bands for a jam session =D

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

129

Give free jam sandwiches to everyone jamming!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

130

be there arch nemesis and peanut butter instead!

 

[ReKoil]

131

Open the windows and let all the birds in to feast on the peanut butter!

 

[PoryKid575]

132

Start an early Christmas party in the store with unpaid items being given out to customers!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

133

Eat all candies and break all aisles in sugar rush!

 

[ReKoil]

134.

Set free a horde of mice and then put the laziest cats you can find inside to hunt them.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

135

ask to see there manager claiming it is manager monday!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

136

Demand manager to play DnD as Dungeon Master Manager!

 

[ReKoil]

137.

Put up television screens and play cat .gifs on them in a non-stop loop.

 

[Cosmega]

138:

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[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

139

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[ReKoil]

I'm too lazy today to look the above 2 posts up lol

140

Put bar codes on everyone's head and then have the clerks scan them at checkout instead of the products they want to buy.