1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart [Ver. 4]

[ReKoil]

161

Knock down all the walls and rename it Open-Air Mart!

 

[Cosmega]

162:

Replace the music of the store with eerie, scary tunes to make everyone's shopping experience uncomfortable.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

163

swap around all the price tags!

 

[ReKoil]

164

Replace all the clerks with Kangaroos.

 

[PoryKid575]

165

Lug a typewriter in and start loudly composing your new novel!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

166

Play ice cream van music over PA and get army of kids steal all ice cream!

 

[ReKoil]

167.

Force people to open their phone and like, comment and subscribe to your videos or you won't let them inside.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

168

set up a dress code so only spiffy ladies and gentlemen can enter and then call it barriermart

 

[Cosmega]

169:

Move the Walmart to a different planet so then you can have a Walmars.

 

[ReKoil]

170.

Flood the store with water so you can then flood it with rice to help dry the electronics.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

171

doodle everywhere and call it drawmart!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

172

Steal all bananas and oranges and do banana knock knock joke and throw said bananas and oranges out after!

 

[ReKoil]

173

Pull every shower head you can find off the wall and start singing while holding them above you.

 

[Cosmega]

174:

Take said bananas and oranges from the 172nd item because I got sniped and make them rhyme.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

175

Buy stuff in IKEA and demand refund in Walmart!

 

[PoryKid575]

176

Replace all the apples with pears and refuse to elaborate!

 

[ReKoil]

177

Task every child you see with saving the world and give them a starting animal to train.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

178

name yourself after a tree and become the walmart proffessor!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

179

Put wallpaper on all aisles!

 

[ReKoil]

180

Put up a disco ball and party like it's 1999.