1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart [Ver. 4]

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

201

shake every can of soda there!

 

[A¹¹]

202

try to shoplift a watermelon by putting it under your shirt and pretending you're pregnant

 

[ReKoil]

203

Stand on top of the shelves and use the customers for a game of whack a mole.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

204

Throw barrels at customers looking like carpenters!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

205

build a surf board out of crackers!

 

[ReKoil]

206

Paint everything the same color and put obstacles everywhere... :fufu:

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

207

Complain loudly and exaggeratingly about there being no harbour to park me ship near this place!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

208

Drive a motorcycle in the store instead of walking!!!

 

[ReKoil]

209

Put bowls of cereals in every microwave and then just leave them there.

 

[Cosmega]

210:

Fill the store's walls with small, gross little balls, so you can make a Walwart.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

211

Draw more 0's on gift card and buy expensive stuff!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

212

Host robot shows there!!

 

[ReKoil]

213.

Hang up a billboard that curses anyone who reads it into a stone statue.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

214

Flood store to make Waterparkmart!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

215

Spookify the store!!!

 

[ReKoil]

216

Switch the power source of every electrical device in the store to a single potato.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

217

Dress up as chicken and get whole store doing chicken dance!

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

218

take all of the candy claiming its not halloween anymore!

 

[Cosmega]

219:

Change all the dates in the store's calendar to 31 of October so Halloween never ends.

 

[ReKoil]

220.

Put a fish in a barrel and use Dynamite to catch it!