1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[ReKoil]

881

Ride into the store on horseback and use a sword to grab everything from the shelves. Then at the register say you forgot your wallet and leave them with a bunch of products with sword cuts in them :fufu:

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

882

Ask people to join Team Aqua, otherwise Kyogre will get angry and bring rainstorm to their place !!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

883

Offer free lava cookies if you join team magma!

 

[ReKoil]

884

Tell Rayquaza that the Groudon and Kyogre people are going at it and watch Rayquaza flatten the place while eating popcorn =3

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

885

Put Pikachu plusies on every tile!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

886

Shake the cola bottles and open their caps !!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

887

Open all the ice cream!

 

[PageEmp]

888

Say that Gen8's first wave of DLC was a good game.

 

[ReKoil]

889

Fill a bath with Orange juice and start stirring it with a spoon.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

890

Pretend to be Mr. Beast and hand everyone there 10,000 fake dollars!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

891

Shout:

"No money puns. They just don't make cents."

When someone asks for bargain !!

 

[ReKoil]

892.

Hide your dirty laundry throughout the store and wait for complaints
Then collect and do your laundry in a washing machine without paying for anything.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

893

Parkour on the checkouts!

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

894

Shout loudly in the ears of cashier !!

 

[PoryKid575]

895

Perform the full works of Shakesphere in the middle of the store and refuse to leave!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

896

Start competitive dance off!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

897

Expand walmart's land!

 

[ReKoil]

898

Improve Walmart's plumbing by adding pipes everywhere. Who cares if customers need to dodge them or step over them, gotta improve that water mass =P

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

899

Perform Street Science experiments with people purchasing the items which we like !!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

900

Build a pillow fort!