1000 things to do when you are bored in Wal-Mart

[El Héroe Oscuro]

Well it is a huge superstore. Its simple, post something you would do in Wal-Mart when your bored. It must be Wal-Mart related though, it does have everything ;)

1. Hide in the clothes rack and scare people when they walk by.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Dress up as Reimu Hakurei, find a friend to be Marisa Kirisame, and have EPIC DANMAKU BATTLE IN THE FOOD AISLE.

 

[redsaber5859]

Have fight with nerf swords, SO FUN

 

[JeXsus™]

I've been banned from my local Walmart xD For Jousting on a skateboard with brooms, ^_^ I won!

 

[Maraala]

Re-enact Pac-Man with yellow, red, orange, pink and cyan clothes for you and 4 friends, with 4 blue snuggies for whoever are chosen to be the ghosts. You will get the weirdest looks. Trust me...I did.

 

[biancafanboy]

Dress up as Freddy Krueger and run around the store terrorizing little kids. lol.

 

[JeXsus™]

Dress up as Freddy Krueger and run around the store terrorizing little kids. lol.

Lol good one, I'll have to try that one ^_^

 

[Maraala]

Play Hide-and-Go-Seek! Wally World is a great place to do it at!

 

[rockman0]

Doesn't anyone just play the video game kiosks?

Fill your basket up with things you wish you could buy, get them checked out, and put it all back at the last minute. (Seriously, I've seen someone do this xD)

 

[lx_theo]

9. Find Waldo.... Again, and again, and again and...

 

[Maraala]

Shopping cart races!!! So much fun!!!

 

[luigimario94]

Make cruel comments about the merchandise they carry.

 

[Izanagi]

Steal merchandise, get caught, escape your pursuers, steal clothes to form disguise, escape without any negative consequences.

 

[whodathunk]

go to the automated checkout and pay with only PENNIES!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! (i've done that)

 

[rockman0]

go to the automated checkout and pay with only PENNIES!!! MWHAHAHAHA!!! (i've done that)

Go to the automated checkout and...

...NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!

Seriously, the attendant people hate it when you do that. xP

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Ask the clerk in the electronics department if they have any of the obscure Japanese RPG's in stock and laugh at their bewildered faces.

Use fabrics in the arts and crafts department to put together makeshift cosplay outfits, then re-enact love/battle scenes from the anime in the store.

See how well the shopping carts handle power sliding, drifting, and slaloming between shoppers.

 

[chickenofunity]

Ask where the nearest non-walmart huge shop is.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Ask the clerk in the electronics department if they have any of the obscure Japanese RPG's in stock and laugh at their bewildered faces.

...I do. But it's not a joke. I'm honestly stupid enough to hope that they stock the games I want.

Use fabrics in the arts and crafts department to put together makeshift cosplay outfits, then re-enact love/battle scenes from the anime in the store.

See how well the shopping carts handle power sliding, drifting, and slaloming between shoppers.

Ahh, yes, shopping carts are awesome. :D

 

[lx_theo]

18. Slip n' Slide... Duh, duh.... DUH!

 

[Azumi]

Fluant crappy, obscure manga series (i.e. Naruto, Bleach) at people randomly, shoving them at their faces when extremely close to a customer, hard-selling and blackmailing them until they say they'll go buy it.

Get a female friend and have her scream for help. Use her as a diversion to steal merchandise. When obtained target merchandise(s), get the hell out of there. Like, immediately. Disguising yourselves are recommended.