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20 years Pokémon! giving Kanto Pokémons derpy nicknames hype!
So this year in 2015 it's the 20th year Pokémon is around. Hype! ^^
So to honour all the 151 Kanto Pokémons, i will give a derpy nickname to every Pokémon in Kanto. You might be asking... What are you doing with your life? Idk either so let's go!
-000, Missingno: 'Jqo4(&2@@,,16>haizm7-!?
-001, Bulbasaur: Sir Potatohead
-002, Ivysaur: Sir Flowerhead
-003, Venusaur: Fat Flowerhead
-004, Charmander: The one that everyone picked
-005, Charmeleon: The one that got rekt by Misty
-006, Charizard: The god of Kanto
-007, Squirtle: Dopy turtle
-008, Wartortle: Dopy turtle with wings on his head
-009, Blastoise: Turticle nuke incoming!
-010, Caterpie: The weak one that everyone always killed
-011, Metapod: A hated Harden master
-012, Butterfree: Released by cry-baby Ash
-013, Weedle: A freaking unicorn
-014, Kakuna: Another hated Harden master
-015, Beedrill: The stinger (Sound like some cheap horror movie)
-016, Pidgey: The bird that everyone caught just to fly around
-017, Pidgeotto: The first Pokémon to have another Pokémon's name in it
-018, Pidgeot: Lord of the pidgeons
-019, Rattata: The rat that everyone caught just to cut bushes
-020, Raticate: The Pokémon from Gary that YOU killed, you monster
-021, Spearow: The red-coat-bird
-022, Fearow: Wait, where did my coat go?
-023, Ekans: Snake spelled backwards
-024, Arbok: Kobra spelled backwards
-025, Pikachu: The mascot of Pokémon, and we all hate him by now.
-026, Raichu: Lt. Surge 2.0
-027, Sandshrew: A yellow mole
-028, Sandslash: A very spiky mole
-029, Nidoran Female: The one that always somehow managed to poison you .-.
-030, Nidorina: Is this thing supposed to be cute guys?
-031, Nidoqueen: Just a slave to Nidoking
-032, Nidoran Male: The purple rhino
-033, Nidorino: The big purple rhino
-034, Nidoking: THE FREAKING KING EVERYBODY WOOT WOOT
-035, Clefairy: The one you never encountered in Mt. Moon
-036, Clefable: The derpy angel from the moon
-037, Vulpix: What does the fox say?
-038, Ninetales: Yes, Ninetales not Ninetails .-.
-039, Jigglypuff: The one you hated because he would put you asleep and you would have to walk back, all the way back to Pewter City .-.
-040, Wigglytuff: The one that started a guild in Mystery Dungeon
-041, Zubat: The one you would encounter every step you took in Mt. Moon
-042, Golbat: Wow, such face
-043, Oddish: Weedstash
-044, Gloom: Oopsie, smoked to much of that weed.
-045, Vileplume: A walking mushroom .-.
-046, Paras: Would you look at that, another walking mushroom .-.
-047, Parasect: A zombiefied mushroom... That still walks
-048, Venonat: Gloom i told you to stop smoking weed!
-049, Venomoth: Shouldn't you be Butterfree?
-050, Diglett: Guys where did my head go?
-051, Dugtrio: Who are you two?
-052, Meowth: Team Rocket's pride .-.
-053, Persian: I didn't know Xerxes was a cat...
-054, Psyduck: Ugly duckling
-055, Golduck: Why is a blue duck called "Golduck" ... I don't see any Gold?
-056, Mankey: Planet of the apes
-057, Primeape: Planet of the... Fighting apes?
-058, Growlithe: You are called GROWLithe... But you can't learn Growl .-.
-059, Arcanine: You were supossed to be a legendary... Lol gg
-060, Poliwag: The one with no arms
-061, Poliwhirl: The one with arms
-062, Poliwrath: Why do you have gloves btw?
-063, Abra: The one that always teleported away
-064, Kadabra: The one with a star on his head
-065, Alakazam: Wait where did my star go?
-066, Machop: The slave that has to build a house in Vermillion City
-067, Machoke: Muscle man
-068, Machamp: The one that moves 4 mountains and punches 1000 times a second... Realism ftw.
-069, Bellsprout: The one that gets a tower
-070, Weepinbell: Is your face supposed to be like this?
-071, Victreebell: Well, you're pretty strong actually
-072, Tentacool: You aren't actually cool jk
-073, Tentacruel: And you aren't cruel jk
-074, Geodude: The rock with arms
-075, Graveler: Another rock with arms
-076, Golem: Another rock w- nvm
-077, Ponyta: Why are you on fire
-078, Rapidash: Same question for you
-079, Slowpoke: A slowpoketail for 1 Million! Deal?
-080, Slowbro: Get of my tail already!
-081, Magnemite: How am i flying?
-082, Magneton: 3 magic magnets ftw
-083, Farfetch'd: We are eating Farfetch'd tonight... They even have free vegies
-084, Doduo: Derpy-Wingless-Double-Head-Bird
-085, Dodrio: Derpy-Wingless-Triple-Head-Bird
-086, Seel: Basicly just a seal
-087, Dewgong: A derpy fat seal
-088, Grimer: Bob the blob
-089, Muk: The blob will now eat you
-090, Shellder: A derpy thing in a shell
-091, Cloyster: Kinda looks like a ******
-092, Gastly: What are you smoking homie... It's all purple
-093, Haunter: I like your hands :3
-094, Gengar: Well we are all ******
-095, Onix: Rember that great couple with a cloyster and an onix? .-.
-096, Drowzee: Just sleep
-097, Hypno: Come little children, come to me
-098, Krabby: Under da sea
-099, Kingler: Under daaa seaaa
-100, Voltorb: Wow such an great idea... A pokéball, with eyes
-101, Electrode: An upside down pokéball with eyes
-102, Exeggcute: Scrambled Eggs
-103, Exeggutor: Egg tree
-104, Cubone: Lol my mom died #Thuglife #Selfie #NoFilter
-105, Marowak: Well my mom is still dead homie #Ganster
-106, Hitmonlee: Bruce Lee
-107, Hitmonchan: Jackie Chan
-108, Lickitung: Miley Cyrus
-109, Koffing: NY
-110, Weezing: LA
-111, Rhyhorn: Just your basic rhino
-112, Rhydon: Kinda like a Godzilla-rhino
-113, Chansey: That's where the Exeggcutes come from
-114, Tangela: Flying Spagheti Monster
-115, Kangaskhan: Mobile Nursery
-116, Horsea: A horse... K
-117, Seadra: Ehm... Idk a nickname for this
-118, Goldeen: Tiny unicorn fish
-119, Seaking: Big unicorn fish
-120, Staryu: Patrick Star
-121, Starmie: Fat Patrick Star
-122, Mr. Mime: NOOOO KEEP IT AWAY FROM MEEE
-123, Scyther: Pure awesomeness
-124, Jynx: Blackface the lord of being racist.
-125, Electabuzz: Black and yellow
-126, Magmar: Sir what's that above your eyes?
-127, Pinsir: I'm horny .-.
-128, Tauros: Red Bull... Yes i know you're brown shut up
-129, Magikarp: I have a great pokémon... Just 500 bucks! .-.
-130, Gyarados: Well that salesguy just got a huge load of karma
-131, Lapras: A blue snail
-132, Ditto: AKA the day-care slave
-133, Eevee: Lord of the evolutions
-134, Vaporeon: Water Slaver
-135, Jolteon: Electric Slaver
-136, Flareon: Fire Slaver
-137, Porygon: The one that got a special episode about him in the Anime. Episode got banned lol
-138, Omanyte: The derpy sea snail
-139, Omastar: The spiky sea snail
-140, Kabuto: A living shell
-141, Kabutops: Pure greatness
-142, Aerodactyl: Also just greatness
-143, Snorlax: The annoying roadblock
-144, Articuno: The Spanish ice bird
-145, Zapdos: The Spanish thunder bied
-146, Moltres: The Spanish flame bird
-147, Dratini: Prize of the Safari Zone
-148, Dragonair: Just... Elegant i geuss
-149, Dragonite: RIP elegance
-150, Mewtwo: The unoriginal clone
-151, Mew: The original non-clone
Well that's about it for the derpy nicknames today... Maybe i will do the other generations later on... K bai :pink_boogie:
So this year in 2015 it's the 20th year Pokémon is around. Hype! ^^
So to honour all the 151 Kanto Pokémons, i will give a derpy nickname to every Pokémon in Kanto. You might be asking... What are you doing with your life? Idk either so let's go!
-000, Missingno: 'Jqo4(&2@@,,16>haizm7-!?
-001, Bulbasaur: Sir Potatohead
-002, Ivysaur: Sir Flowerhead
-003, Venusaur: Fat Flowerhead
-004, Charmander: The one that everyone picked
-005, Charmeleon: The one that got rekt by Misty
-006, Charizard: The god of Kanto
-007, Squirtle: Dopy turtle
-008, Wartortle: Dopy turtle with wings on his head
-009, Blastoise: Turticle nuke incoming!
-010, Caterpie: The weak one that everyone always killed
-011, Metapod: A hated Harden master
-012, Butterfree: Released by cry-baby Ash
-013, Weedle: A freaking unicorn
-014, Kakuna: Another hated Harden master
-015, Beedrill: The stinger (Sound like some cheap horror movie)
-016, Pidgey: The bird that everyone caught just to fly around
-017, Pidgeotto: The first Pokémon to have another Pokémon's name in it
-018, Pidgeot: Lord of the pidgeons
-019, Rattata: The rat that everyone caught just to cut bushes
-020, Raticate: The Pokémon from Gary that YOU killed, you monster
-021, Spearow: The red-coat-bird
-022, Fearow: Wait, where did my coat go?
-023, Ekans: Snake spelled backwards
-024, Arbok: Kobra spelled backwards
-025, Pikachu: The mascot of Pokémon, and we all hate him by now.
-026, Raichu: Lt. Surge 2.0
-027, Sandshrew: A yellow mole
-028, Sandslash: A very spiky mole
-029, Nidoran Female: The one that always somehow managed to poison you .-.
-030, Nidorina: Is this thing supposed to be cute guys?
-031, Nidoqueen: Just a slave to Nidoking
-032, Nidoran Male: The purple rhino
-033, Nidorino: The big purple rhino
-034, Nidoking: THE FREAKING KING EVERYBODY WOOT WOOT
-035, Clefairy: The one you never encountered in Mt. Moon
-036, Clefable: The derpy angel from the moon
-037, Vulpix: What does the fox say?
-038, Ninetales: Yes, Ninetales not Ninetails .-.
-039, Jigglypuff: The one you hated because he would put you asleep and you would have to walk back, all the way back to Pewter City .-.
-040, Wigglytuff: The one that started a guild in Mystery Dungeon
-041, Zubat: The one you would encounter every step you took in Mt. Moon
-042, Golbat: Wow, such face
-043, Oddish: Weedstash
-044, Gloom: Oopsie, smoked to much of that weed.
-045, Vileplume: A walking mushroom .-.
-046, Paras: Would you look at that, another walking mushroom .-.
-047, Parasect: A zombiefied mushroom... That still walks
-048, Venonat: Gloom i told you to stop smoking weed!
-049, Venomoth: Shouldn't you be Butterfree?
-050, Diglett: Guys where did my head go?
-051, Dugtrio: Who are you two?
-052, Meowth: Team Rocket's pride .-.
-053, Persian: I didn't know Xerxes was a cat...
-054, Psyduck: Ugly duckling
-055, Golduck: Why is a blue duck called "Golduck" ... I don't see any Gold?
-056, Mankey: Planet of the apes
-057, Primeape: Planet of the... Fighting apes?
-058, Growlithe: You are called GROWLithe... But you can't learn Growl .-.
-059, Arcanine: You were supossed to be a legendary... Lol gg
-060, Poliwag: The one with no arms
-061, Poliwhirl: The one with arms
-062, Poliwrath: Why do you have gloves btw?
-063, Abra: The one that always teleported away
-064, Kadabra: The one with a star on his head
-065, Alakazam: Wait where did my star go?
-066, Machop: The slave that has to build a house in Vermillion City
-067, Machoke: Muscle man
-068, Machamp: The one that moves 4 mountains and punches 1000 times a second... Realism ftw.
-069, Bellsprout: The one that gets a tower
-070, Weepinbell: Is your face supposed to be like this?
-071, Victreebell: Well, you're pretty strong actually
-072, Tentacool: You aren't actually cool jk
-073, Tentacruel: And you aren't cruel jk
-074, Geodude: The rock with arms
-075, Graveler: Another rock with arms
-076, Golem: Another rock w- nvm
-077, Ponyta: Why are you on fire
-078, Rapidash: Same question for you
-079, Slowpoke: A slowpoketail for 1 Million! Deal?
-080, Slowbro: Get of my tail already!
-081, Magnemite: How am i flying?
-082, Magneton: 3 magic magnets ftw
-083, Farfetch'd: We are eating Farfetch'd tonight... They even have free vegies
-084, Doduo: Derpy-Wingless-Double-Head-Bird
-085, Dodrio: Derpy-Wingless-Triple-Head-Bird
-086, Seel: Basicly just a seal
-087, Dewgong: A derpy fat seal
-088, Grimer: Bob the blob
-089, Muk: The blob will now eat you
-090, Shellder: A derpy thing in a shell
-091, Cloyster: Kinda looks like a ******
-092, Gastly: What are you smoking homie... It's all purple
-093, Haunter: I like your hands :3
-094, Gengar: Well we are all ******
-095, Onix: Rember that great couple with a cloyster and an onix? .-.
-096, Drowzee: Just sleep
-097, Hypno: Come little children, come to me
-098, Krabby: Under da sea
-099, Kingler: Under daaa seaaa
-100, Voltorb: Wow such an great idea... A pokéball, with eyes
-101, Electrode: An upside down pokéball with eyes
-102, Exeggcute: Scrambled Eggs
-103, Exeggutor: Egg tree
-104, Cubone: Lol my mom died #Thuglife #Selfie #NoFilter
-105, Marowak: Well my mom is still dead homie #Ganster
-106, Hitmonlee: Bruce Lee
-107, Hitmonchan: Jackie Chan
-108, Lickitung: Miley Cyrus
-109, Koffing: NY
-110, Weezing: LA
-111, Rhyhorn: Just your basic rhino
-112, Rhydon: Kinda like a Godzilla-rhino
-113, Chansey: That's where the Exeggcutes come from
-114, Tangela: Flying Spagheti Monster
-115, Kangaskhan: Mobile Nursery
-116, Horsea: A horse... K
-117, Seadra: Ehm... Idk a nickname for this
-118, Goldeen: Tiny unicorn fish
-119, Seaking: Big unicorn fish
-120, Staryu: Patrick Star
-121, Starmie: Fat Patrick Star
-122, Mr. Mime: NOOOO KEEP IT AWAY FROM MEEE
-123, Scyther: Pure awesomeness
-124, Jynx: Blackface the lord of being racist.
-125, Electabuzz: Black and yellow
-126, Magmar: Sir what's that above your eyes?
-127, Pinsir: I'm horny .-.
-128, Tauros: Red Bull... Yes i know you're brown shut up
-129, Magikarp: I have a great pokémon... Just 500 bucks! .-.
-130, Gyarados: Well that salesguy just got a huge load of karma
-131, Lapras: A blue snail
-132, Ditto: AKA the day-care slave
-133, Eevee: Lord of the evolutions
-134, Vaporeon: Water Slaver
-135, Jolteon: Electric Slaver
-136, Flareon: Fire Slaver
-137, Porygon: The one that got a special episode about him in the Anime. Episode got banned lol
-138, Omanyte: The derpy sea snail
-139, Omastar: The spiky sea snail
-140, Kabuto: A living shell
-141, Kabutops: Pure greatness
-142, Aerodactyl: Also just greatness
-143, Snorlax: The annoying roadblock
-144, Articuno: The Spanish ice bird
-145, Zapdos: The Spanish thunder bied
-146, Moltres: The Spanish flame bird
-147, Dratini: Prize of the Safari Zone
-148, Dragonair: Just... Elegant i geuss
-149, Dragonite: RIP elegance
-150, Mewtwo: The unoriginal clone
-151, Mew: The original non-clone
Well that's about it for the derpy nicknames today... Maybe i will do the other generations later on... K bai :pink_boogie:
