- 29
- Posts
- 14
- Years
- Baltimore, Maryland
- Seen Jul 24, 2013
(I know it's not in proper writing form, I couldn't care less right now).
Dorris: Hello Miss, I'm Dorris, your server. Here is your menu and I'll be back in 5 to see if you're ready. What would you like to drink?
Ava: Ummmm...........I'll have a sp..Sprite, yeah a Sprite. Thanks.
Dorris: You're welcome.
*5 Minutes later*
Dorris: Here's your Sprite. Are you ready to order?
Ava: Yep.... How much are the cheeseburgers?
Dorris: Cheeseburgers are $3.50 usually, but today they are $1.50.
Ava: Why? *sneeze*
Dorris: God Bless you.
Ava: Thanks...
Dorris: Because it's cheeseburger day!
Ava: I'll have a cheeseburger .... with no cheese.
Dorris: Wait...what?
Ava: A cheeseburger. With no cheese.
Dorris: Would you just want a hamburger instead?
Ava: No, I want a cheeseburger with no cheese!
Dorris: But that's just a hamburger, ya know?
Ava: NO I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE.
Dorris: Alright, that'll be $3.00.
Ava: No, it's Cheeseburger day. I should get it for one fifty.
Dorris: Well...you want a hamburger. It's not hamburger day.
Ava: I want a cheeseburger for one fifty, without cheese. Thanks.
*Dorris walks away, and brings a hamburger...I mean cheeseburger with no cheese back.*
Dorris: Is this fine, miss?
Ava: Perfect. Now I'm only playing 1.50 for this.
Dorris: *rolls eyes* Okay. *mumbles about how cheap Ava is*
Dorris: Hello Miss, I'm Dorris, your server. Here is your menu and I'll be back in 5 to see if you're ready. What would you like to drink?
Ava: Ummmm...........I'll have a sp..Sprite, yeah a Sprite. Thanks.
Dorris: You're welcome.
*5 Minutes later*
Dorris: Here's your Sprite. Are you ready to order?
Ava: Yep.... How much are the cheeseburgers?
Dorris: Cheeseburgers are $3.50 usually, but today they are $1.50.
Ava: Why? *sneeze*
Dorris: God Bless you.
Ava: Thanks...
Dorris: Because it's cheeseburger day!
Ava: I'll have a cheeseburger .... with no cheese.
Dorris: Wait...what?
Ava: A cheeseburger. With no cheese.
Dorris: Would you just want a hamburger instead?
Ava: No, I want a cheeseburger with no cheese!
Dorris: But that's just a hamburger, ya know?
Ava: NO I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE.
Dorris: Alright, that'll be $3.00.
Ava: No, it's Cheeseburger day. I should get it for one fifty.
Dorris: Well...you want a hamburger. It's not hamburger day.
Ava: I want a cheeseburger for one fifty, without cheese. Thanks.
*Dorris walks away, and brings a hamburger...I mean cheeseburger with no cheese back.*
Dorris: Is this fine, miss?
Ava: Perfect. Now I'm only playing 1.50 for this.
Dorris: *rolls eyes* Okay. *mumbles about how cheap Ava is*