A Simply Guild For Guys; How To Get Your Girl

xD Totally.. More like, Fat people + love = Triple Size Me!!
 
Never tell a girl you love her unless you actually do. And even then, be wary. In my experience, they don't actually like being told that 99% of the time.
 
Erin Moonnite said:
Believe me, I have six brothers. xD I'm the only girl. I told this bit of advice to all of my brothers, when they came to me... Lamely saying, "Well.. Theres this girl.. I really like her.. But.. I dunno.." And stammering. And, well, since I'm a writer it came out the way this advice is. And to tell you the truth, it worked for all my brothers. ~^

So, here it is:
Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her up over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her, no matter how awful you sound, or think you sound. Get her mad at you, then kiss her and tell her she's cute when shes mad. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she's sad, stay on the phone with her. Even if she's not saying anything. Look her into the eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Slow dance with her, even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her... Tell Her.

I hope this helps you guys out there. ^-^ If not, then blame it on me if you want. But, above is what I believe almost any girl wants. There are exceptions, of course. You never know with us girls. We're fickle.. xD
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If anyone plays with my hair, they'll probably pull it by accident, in which case I'll yell at them. XD;

I hate being tickled. >.<;

I don't like having things thrown at my window, either. xP Especially not at night. a) It scares my rabbit b) it scares my Mom c) it annoys me d) it wakes me up.

I don't like being mad at people, either. :3 If you get me mad at you, I won't stay it, but, hypothetically, seeing as I've never had a boyfriend, I'd probably dump you by then. >D And then I'd tell you to get lost if you told me I was cute when mad.

I hate phone conversations. IM is nicer.

I'm not allowed out in the rain. <.<;

But, I'm different from most girls. D< And, any guy who actually considers the girl might want the boy to show her some emotion and affection wins. :D
 
DragonTrainer said:
I read something like this off of myspace.
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Same.

Fat people+love=Win for Hostess 2 pack twinkes.
 
I suppose that I could lend advice to people...I'm apparently the most emotionally mature of my friends, and I've experienced a few different kinds of relationships, and I do believe that I've actually been in love, so that kinda thing helps.

As sentimental and "awww" as all those things sound up there in the first post...they're only things that are desirable in theory. A lot of girls I've talked to seem to find the whole tickling thing annoying, and I still don't understand the whole mentatlity behind getting into a fight/getting somebody mad at you for the sole purpose of making up again. Would it not be better to fight as little as possible? Fights aren't required to validate a relationship; they'll happen naturally, so it's probably better not to purposely bring them on.

And slow dancing with no music is just plain lame. Cuddling on the couch or something would be better.
 
Dont make fun of obise people >:

Well, sone girls are different than others. Its like what Kylie said, she basicly didnt agree with anything you suggested. Maybe the guy should get to know the girl instead of doing what he knows one other girl likes.

3000 posts! w00t!!
 
this is 100% myspace cliche, and although i know most of this would help a guy's relationship to his girl, this isn't a "how to get your girl" guide ;)
if i came up to a girl i've been admiring at school and did some of this stuff, i'd probably be smacked, looked at weirdly, have nasty rumors spread about me, ...etc.

:D
 
Hmm, well, honestly, sometimes I'm corny with my sweetheart, and it's not like "Stfu...", sometimes it's kinda cute :D
 
That'd be a decent "guide" about making a relationship better, but you didn't write it.

It's a chain on Myspace. So congrats, you've just stolen material.
 
Okay, the fat jokes were sick, rude, and totally unnecissary...

And, be the bit stolen or no, it's still good advice. It's how my bf got and keeps me, after all. He does all of those things, at least, most of them. No wrestling. NA's knee doesn't allow for that.
 
I actually hate having my hair played with. <__<

I don't mind being tickled every so often, but if it's done to me on a frequent and daily basis - I'm likely to get annoyed. XD

"Tell her jokes." - I love to laugh...so jokes are fun, but kinda corny sometimes. XD Nonetheless, if my boyfriend were to start telling me jokes just randomly, I'd think they made him even cuter than he already is~ X3

"Throw pebbles at her window at night." - If Jorge threw pebbles at my window I'd be like "WTH are you doing outside...? Come in here!" XD

"Let her fall asleep in your arms." - <3333~

I've had Jorge give me internetly piggy back rides. 8D Though it was more against his will, so yeah...XD

And for the record...phone conversations = waaaay better than just IMing all the time.

And umm...all the kissing ones = awww. =3~ *squibble*

~Kelsey
 
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