Liek OMG!:O I...I never knew that there were....others....like me at PC. I am, in fact, an effball.
I started life as a microscopic piece of dust. I could go where ever I wanted to, because I could float. I was living very happily alongside my dusty brethren. When one day, one of the windows in the house where I lived was opened and the wind swept me right out. The wind carried me everywhere, there's not a place in the world I haven't been.
I'd also been in every house in the world, I got swept under beds and into closets, molding other dust with my body. I eventually grew to the size of a full-grown cat.
Then, one day, I got swept into a power plant. I fell into some radioactive sludge. It combined with my dusty-ness and I mutated. I was no longer a dust ball. The sludge turned me lavander in color, and I grew large stubby feet. I also grew tiny stubby hands and even large, googly eyes.
Growing solid meant that I wasn't light enough to be carried by wind anymore. I'd soon mastered the feat of "walking".
Along with the new body, I also gained special powers. I could take on a humaniod form, and using this to my full advantage I attended school to learn more about my surroundings. Having gained an education, I wanted to find a place to live. But where could an intelligent former-dustball live in peace? I would never be welcome as a dustball any longer, I was shunned by my family and former-friends.
Then, one night. I was mourning over my situation, when I saw this light coming from a window. I nosily peeked inside, and saw this strange device. It was someone's laptop. I stole it, and remembering what I had learned about this technology I surfed the net. The rest is history, I found PC, became a member, and made many wonderful friends, such as the acorn/waffle.
Here is my self-portrait:
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Now, everyone knows the true story of Effy the effball!X3~