Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

LegendChu

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    This is the Pokemon version of my "Agony Aunt" game.

    So what do you think a Pokemon would want to complain about, if it got a chance to meet an Agony Aunt?

    Basically I'll type in a Pokemon's name & the person below has to guess what its gripe would be. Then that person writes in a Pokemon's name, for the next user to guess what it'll complain about & so on.

    Exeggcute

    Often mistaken for eggs. When disturbed, they quickly gather & attack in swarms - Red/Blue
    It consists of six eggs that care for each other. The eggs attract each other and spin around. When cracks increasingly appear, it is close to evolution - Emerald
    Even though it appears to be eggs of some sort, it was discovered to be a life-form more like plant seeds - FireRed
    Its six eggs converse using telepathy. They can quickly gather if they become separated - Black/White/Black2/White2

    ARE WE EGGS OR NOT? ~_~

    Tyranitar

    Pika Pika :chu:
     
    My Pokedex entry says that I can bring down a whole mountain, to make my nest. I tried to move a mountain, a small one at that, but couldn't even move it a millimeter >:(.

    Gabite
     
    Hey, i broke my stick while cutting trees, and some Pryce guy lent me his walking stick! Do i look like an old hag?
    Meowth?
     
    I constantly get laughed at for my name in Japanese!! These arent clothes made of bones, its like an exoskeleton of sorts.... But I get poked too often!!
    Sandshrew
     
    Sand...and shrew? It's like the developers couldn't come up with something less obvious.

    Dragalge
     
    Everytime I try to go somewhere I get overlooked as just seaweed...then if I talk or move it scares everyone away... QwQ

    Castform
     
    Wh-where is my Sandstorm form where is it?

    Doublade
     
    Should I evolve into my Blade Form or my Shield Form? Okay, I think Blade, no wait Shield, no no no it should be Blade, actually Shield will be better, on second thoughts maybe Blade, okay final Shield, but Blade is better right. Oh I'm so confused ~_~

    Heatmor

    Pika Pika :chu:
     
    Durant is my prey, according to the many pokedex entries...SO WHY IS MY FOOD STRONGER THAN I AM?

    Linoone
     
    Why do I have this OCD of everything being in a nice straight line? It's bothersome.

    Karrablast
     
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