Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

[LegendChu]

Look mommy, I can change forms, come rain, come snow, come bright sunshine, wheeeeee {XD}

Braixen

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DKoolGal]

What's that growing out of my ears?

Barbaracle

 

[PageEmp]

Why do I have such a wierd face D:

Froslass

 

[LegendChu]

Am I really an Ice Maiden?

Roserade

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Sunshine Moonlight]

Can someone please take these roses off my hands, I wanna eat.

How 'bout Magnezone

 

[PageEmp]

I'm floating... but I am 4x weak to ground!?

Sunkern

 

[LegendChu]

Why does my Pokedex entry say "It may drop out of the sky suddenly", I ain't got no wings, hell I ain't got hands either.

Shiftry

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Why oh why game freak did you have the genius idea to give me leaf fans for hands, how am I supposed to eat without apposable thumbs...WHYYYY!?!

Qwilfish

 

[LegendChu]

These pins hurt, can someone get them out, ow ow ow!

Grubbin

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

oh yeah i can swing like spiderman.

Yungoos

 

[LegendChu]

Do I scare you gwaaarrrrr

Jellicent

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Everytime I look in the mirrior I get a craving for Pringles...... *quiet chewing noises* DONT JUDGE MY LIIIIFE....

Meowth

 

[NinjaQueen]

When is pay day? When is pay day? When is pay day?

Krookodile

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

People think my name is Crook but its Crew! I just like my friends!

Growlithe

 

[LegendChu]

If I'm man's best friend, who's my best friend?

Bruxish

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

Can my radar also detect radio signals?

Torterra

 

[LegendChu]

I carry a whole forest on my back, but still I'm only 7' 3" tall?

Wurmple

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

Am I better looking than my cousin Caterpie?

Caterpie xDDD

 

[LegendChu]

No I'm definitely cuter ;)

Stoutland

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DKoolGal]

Am I fat?

Exeggutor