Agony Aunt is in the House. So what's your gripe dear Pokemon?

[Ace Trainer 188]

Y'know, I should be a Grass mon because I'm holding leaves! Wait...

Charizard

 

[LegendChu]

I got two Megas, but Venusaur & Blastoise got only one each, why?

Mudsdale

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

Why do I have to be a donkey? I'd rather be a horse like my evolved form!

Snivy?

 

[LegendChu]

If I'm a snake, why do I have limbs?

Wigglytuff

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

If I'm a balloon, then how am I resistant to popping?

Buizel?

 

[LegendChu]

How do I get this tube off my neck?

Vikavolt

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

Wait, how do I charge my stinger?

Girafarig?

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

So...does my tail have a mind of it's own?

Vileplume

 

[LegendChu]

Who put that giant flower on top of my head?

Medicham

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

So my attack can get doubled, which is great! But how does that work?

Aron

 

[Tsutarja]

Why is my shiny form just me with red eyes?!

Golisopod?

 

[LegendChu]

Why do my eyes look like a four-pointed star?

Lampent?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[metroid711]

Why are you not dead? My fire is near you...

Seel?

 

[LegendChu]

I am better than Popplio, ain't I?

Cryogonal?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Am I a living snowflake?

Vanilluxe

 

[Sunshine Moonlight]

Why don't I come in other flavors?

Toucannon