Agony Aunt is in the House. What's your gripe?

[LegendChu]

I'm sure everyone knows what an "Agony Aunt" is. Its a ​person, who gives ​advice to ​people with ​personal ​problems.

In this game, you play an Agony Aunt to the person above you. The first person to post (i.e. me) will pose a problem. The next person has to be my Agony Aunt & give a solution to the problem (doesn't have to be logical, so try to be funny with your answers). He/She also gets the chance to complain about something, which the next user will try to give a solution for & so on.

All you just have to say "Oh Agony Aunt", followed by your gripe.

So let's go.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do barbecue restaurants have happy pigs on the sign?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Thepokefansophia]

Because the happy pigs are very happy for you to eat them. They feel like its a honour.

( Idek where I was going with this)

Oh Agony Aunt, why are so many people snakes?

 

[JJ Styles]

Because snakes are long, slick, smooth, shiny, and at times hard to describe, like my belt. Because SNEK DA BEST.

Yo Agony Aunt, I got a question for ya? Why are so many people not tasting the supermurder these days? Games are becoming less bloodthirsty and are becoming more artsy, jokes are becoming less clever and more in-line with millennial speak, why is there less demon painis ripping and more talking? OH GOOOOOOOOD!!!!

 

[LegendChu]

Because people's brains are shrinking due to global warming.

Oh Agony Aunt, why don't some people say thank you?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DKoolGal]

Nowadays people really lack a sense of gratitude, that's why.

Tell me Agony Aunt, what's better - brain or brawn?

 

[LegendChu]

Brain
Smart guy designs buildings, brawny guys do all the hard labour of constructing it.
Smart guy becomes CEO, brawny guy works in his warehouse.
Smart guy gets the ladies with smart talk, brawny guy goes to jail for beating up the guy who looked at her the wrong way.

Oh Agony Aunt, why did the chicken cross the road?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[JJ Styles]

BECAUSE YOU DIDNT COOK IT!

Hey Agony Aunt, what do I need to win the hearts and minds of intellectuals who can't taste the flame?

 

[Miah]

That's a very difficult question... (really)
So you can make them taste the flame as well...?

Oh Agony Aunt... Why is my life so annoying?

 

[KingKaran]

Maybe you should study more.

Hey Agony Aunt, why are marketplaces always so crowded?

 

[LegendChu]

Because people have too much free time to spare.

Oh Agony Aunt, why does a spider spin webs?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Wovoka]

So they can have a place to chill with friends.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do there have to be finals?

 

[RahulPokeMaster]

So that there is a clear winner

Oh Agony Aunt, why do we have exams?

 

[Miah]

To determine if we will pass.

Agony Aunt, why am I so clumsy?

 

[LegendChu]

You should watch where you're walking :)

Oh Agony Aunt, why is the sky blue?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[RahulPokeMaster]

Because someone painted it so.

Hey Agony Aunt tell me, how do traffic lights work?

 

[LegendChu]

There a little guy sitting inside, who changes the lights :P

Oh Agony Aunt, is Tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[RahulPokeMaster]

I think it is a fruit, isn't it?

Hey Agony Aunt, why do we sleep?

 

[LegendChu]

So that we can dream & try to make them come true.

Oh Agony Aunt, how are mountains formed?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Plutoniarch]

Gravity gives up.

Oh Agony Aunt, what is love? baby don't hurt me

 

[Miah]

Love is a fruit that makes you poop.

Aunt of Agony... What is the point of life?