Agony Aunt is in the House. What's your gripe?

[NinjaQueen]

whichever you can get first

Hey tell me Agony Aunt why to trees have roots?

 

[LegendChu]

To have core strength :)

Oh Agony Anunt, why is "p" silent is pseudo?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DKoolGal]

If it isn't it'll be pronounced pasudo.

Hey Agony Aunt, how many stars are there in the sky?

 

[LegendChu]

As many as you can count :P

Oh Agony Aunt, why are crows black?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DragonGuru]

Because someone poured black paint on them.

Hey Agony Aunt, why do dragons breathe out fire?

 

[LegendChu]

Coz they love really spicy food {XD}

Oh Agony Aunt is humblebragging good?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

Maybe sometimes its okay

Hey Agony Aunt tell me when exactly was the Earth formed?

 

[machomuu]

Oh dear...sorry, but the story is pretty long and to tell it well I would need to planet out in advance.

Dear Agony Aunt, will we ever achieve world peace?

 

[LegendChu]

We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)

Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;))

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

We would eventually, if we don't shred the world to pieces before that :)

That's seriously thought-provoking.

Oh Agony Aunt, what is the difference between ignorance & apathy (I sorta know what the answer is gonna be ;))

I don't know & I don't care (is this what you were looking for ;))

Hey Agony Aunt tell me, which is better chocolate milk shake or mango milk shake?

 

[LegendChu]

Can I have one of each, then I'll tell u ;)

Oh Agony Aunt, who appointed u as the Agony Aunt? {XD}

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Sunshine Moonlight]

That's a secret, I can't tell you

Hey Agony Aunt, why is it so hot in summer?

 

[LegendChu]

Coz if it was cold, it'd be "winter" ;)

Oh Agony aunt what is the latest news?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[DragonGuru]

they lose their tail and grow it back.

hey agony aunt, why don't nails stop growing?

 

[Ewery1]

Because they really want to get away from you.

Oh Agony Aunt, why is TSA so annoying???

 

[DragonGuru]

to make traveling easier

hey agony aunt why does every lock have a key?

 

[Thepokefansophia]

uh... Because for security purposes?

Hey agony aunt why is Yaoi addictive?

 

[DragonGuru]

because people like it i'd guess. what's a yaoi?

hey agony aunt what are there 28 days in february?

 

[Adam Levine]

How else can it control its inner temperature?

WHY are some people so stupid?

 

[LegendChu]

WHY are some people so stupid?

Such a deeply, philosophical question. Let's see! Well, there are a multitude of reasons why people are so stupid, which partly explains stupidity's enduring popularity as an abundant element of the universe.

Oh Agony Aunt, why do people humblebrag?