Jodi said:WTF! He is a boy! You guys are so retarded. >> You guys don't know my sweety, personally, as I do.
Jodi said:WTF! He is a boy! You guys are so retarded. >> You guys don't know my sweety, personally, as I do.
Princess Peach said:Well sweeties, I go to a ghetto school, so I should be used to this, but since I'm Asian, I let the kung fu sterotype kick in. Wait...let me explain it throughly. XD
Today sweeties, somebody almost got away with taking my cellphone. It's a razr, and not many kids in my high school got one. Anyway, this foo' that was in class said he needed to call his momma to ask her to pick him up. Well, me being nice and all, let him use my phone. He said he couldn't get any signal so he wanted to step outside. I knew something was up because I get nearly pefect signal in that part of the school. But, I didn't say anything and stepped outside with him. Then he quickly went back it the school and try to lock me out the building and said "It's my phone now, *****!" And tried to slam the door on me. I stopped him from closing the door, on me. He got out and try to hide my phone in his hand and yelling "Quit playing, I ain't got yo phone." Yeah, weird. So I grabbed his armed, pulled him towards me, and kicked him in the ribs with all my might. I think I hit him in the stomach to or something because he couldn't breathe. I then punched him in the gut and kicked him in the jaw, then locked him out the building.
Well sweeties, I have learned two things; I'm a sterotype, and I'm violent. XD
Edit: Yeah, point that out, Dawson. =p
mewthree w/armor said:If I were your parents, I would be proud of you for kicking his ***. Nice Job. Hopefully he isn't a crybaby and reports you.
Once again, somebody goes off topic, slightly. You sure I did? I just typed astricks. =p XDAang: The Last Airbender said:Not to be a know-it-all cause I'm not but both of you broke the censor bypass rule.
Uhh...thanks for congrats on my y chromozone? o.O;Tinkleheimer said:Congrats on being a boy. I am sure you will use your powers for good.
XD!!Princess Peach said:Uhh...thanks for congrats on my y chromozone? o.O;
Princess Peach said:
Today sweeties, somebody almost got away with taking my cellphone. It's a razr, and not many kids in my high school got one. Anyway, this foo' that was in class said he needed to call his momma to ask her to pick him up. Well, me being nice and all, let him use my phone. He said he couldn't get any signal so he wanted to step outside. I knew something was up because I get nearly pefect signal in that part of the school. But, I didn't say anything and stepped outside with him. Then he quickly went back it the school and try to lock me out the building and said "It's my phone now, *****!" And tried to slam the door on me. I stopped him from closing the door, on me. He got out and try to hide my phone in his hand and yelling "Quit playing, I ain't got yo phone." Yeah, weird. So I grabbed his armed, pulled him towards me, and kicked him in the ribs with all my might. I think I hit him in the stomach to or something because he couldn't breathe. I then punched him in the gut and kicked him in the jaw, then locked him out the building.