What kind of question is that, dummkopf? And what are you insinuating? I'll have you know that I'd never sink so low as to a) entice my lifelong friend into an incredibly indecent relationship, or b) find myself attracted to another woman if I WERE with mein Shinji. You're one of Kaworu's limp-wristed little dandies, aren't you? You're trying to corrupt me, aren't you? Well, I'll tell you, little mister, nobody questions Asuka Langley Soryu's integrity and lives to tell about it! Mein Gott, what is this world coming to when I can't make an innocent comment without some giddy conspiracy theorist pointing fingers? I'll give you five good reasons to keep your snarky mouth shut before I do us all a favor and close it for you! How about it? Huh? Man enough to take me on, little mister? Scared, little scaredy-cat? Eh?