Hello folks! Well we actually got a really good not so story and today we are talking about a hero story. Anyways, this story is contributed by the power of the STICCCKKKKk of memes.
It was two minutes before the old clock tower of the big church rang the midnight bell, the big moon was exactly hanging in the middle of the sky. The was a legend said that during the midnight, a mystery creature would came out from the dark shadows to hunt for the evil souls of humans who commit criminal activities, those who got caught would have got their soul burned into glowing black charcoal. Although no one really saw the appearance, but there were lot of news that criminals were gone missing after committing crime and eventually showed up behind the bars of jail. The victims in the other hand were saying that there was a shadow came out of nowhere and attacked the criminals, then everything went missing after split second.
And there came a lady who was walking on the bridge, she was talking with her husband about their divorce, because apparently he was secretly fell in love with another lady called Herrempes. She went angry and close the phone call, and apparently a gang of robbers was following her. The lady sensed something not good but she turned back to them and shouted at them to get out, she thought they wanted to steal her valuables so she took out her diamond ring that was given by her husband.
She hated her husband so bad that she threw it at those people, the diamond ring was hit accurately on someone?s forehead and a straight one hit knock-out for him. However, it was hit onto an old man who was sweeping by the road, the robbers looked at the fainted old man and the lady shouted: ?Oh butch, I am focking shook!? Immediately the lady ran quickly, and the robbers chased her, she tried to run as fast she could, but the robbers still able to catch up with her. Eventually, she met a road end and the robbers were behind her. They were ?evil sin?? and approaching her closely.
The lady was panicked but she had saw something that absolutely made her angry, her husband was hanging out with his second lover, Herrempes. She went rage and use her ultimate strength to rush towards him, the robbers were shocked and tried to run away but she was so fast until they got kicked away to the sky. She approached to her husband and slap his face so hard that he got flung away to the middle of the streets, he stood up and saw a large bleach truck was moving right towards him. He screamed and tried to avoid but eventually his butt got hit by the truck.
Herrempes ran as well but she got blocked by the lady, the lady asked why her husband would fall in love to the person. Herrempes said it was a misunderstanding and actually she was her husband?s sister, the lady was shocked and suddenly there were number of motorcycles were approaching her. It was those robbers and now they wanted to kidnap her, the lady had no choice but to jump off to the river, but there were even boats down the river which was from the robbers as well.
The robbers were laughing and said the lady would not able to escape anymore, lady said why she was wanted by the robbers, they replied: ?Because this is order by the Lord Gabe, he demands a promoter for his ultimate steam summer sale?, and as the robbers were approaching her again, they heard someone laughing on top of the roof top.
He said:?For so long time I haven?t find a bad guy in this city anymore because the hardworking police, but now this is my time to go for action again!?and off he jumped onto the ground, as his leg touched the ground surface. All of his leg bone cracked, and he began to lose his balance, but he hugged onto a person chest to regain balance, but he never thought he was actually hugging someones face. He quickly went back and the robbers were surrounding him and the lady. The lady ask him for any plan, but he laughed loudly instead.
?If I have no plan, why I should come and save you?? said the old man, he took his broomstick and the robbers began to attack. He swing his stick and it broke into half, he looked at his broken stick and the robbers laughed to him. The old man quickly told the robbers to stop attacking him and the lady. ? Why you ask us to stop? We are not your master? said one of the robbers.
?Maybe you do not want some stuff from me, if you persist to attack us? said the old man, he took out a handful of paper notes and the robbers were looking at the notes as if they really wanted that notes. ?Do you want the notes? If you want, release us and I give the cash? said the old man, and they accepted the deal. So, both of them were escaped and the robbers got the paper notes, however when they inspect the notes something was very funny in the notes.
?Holy Molly, it is a freaking Chinese hell notes! Also, what?s with that smell? I feel dizzy?.? the robbers were fainting, realizing that the notes contained some cocaine powders that made them sleep. After a while, a police car had arrived and the cops found very weird that a group of people were sleeping in the middle of the street with loud snoring sound.
And so, the old man and the lady had reached to a safer place, they standing by the river bank and the lady thanked for the old man. ?Nah, lady. That is nothing? he then whisper ? but I just want your kiss? , the lady heard his whisper and began agitated. She used her punch and hit his face so hard that the teeth were coming out, and his nose were bleeding, then she kicked him to the river.
?This ain?t fair! I saved your life, you can?t do this to me!? said the old man, ? Yes, but I just do not like old wolf to save me? said the lady and gone. The next day, the daily newspapers were out and the headline was ?Robbers Sleeping with Hell notes and Cocaine Stashes, is the Meme Exorcism is real??
Well, the old man was still surviving, unfortunately he had to walk very slowly because yesterday night he ran into a huge wooden stick while swimming towards the bank and it hit his nut. The lady? Well, I don?t know, maybe someone know? Who knows, Facetious Jesus knows.
That?s all folks! Thanks for listening.
