Lord Mike
Most Loyal Colts Fan on Earth
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- Seen Dec 6, 2011
The Year 2050 AD
Ash and Pikachu are happily married. They were happily married. Until one day.
Ash: Got to work ovetime tonight. I'll be home around 12:00.
Pikachu: Ok Ash! I love you!
Ash walks out the door.
Ash (mummbling): Time to go meet Raichu!
Ash arrives at Raichu's house in his Ford Escape Hybrid.
He walks out of the car and discovers something. A scratch on his car!
Ash: MY HYBRID!!!
Voices: Hahaha! Son of a...
Ash: You! I knew it! Off with your head Griffin!
Stewie: What are you going to do about it?
Ash: Cut off your head!
Ash pulled out a knife.
Stewie: NO! Don't hurt me!
Ash: OH! What? With this?
Ash pulled out a samuri sword.
Stewie: AH! NO!
5 minutes later.
Ash: Now that Baby Griffin is done, I fiddle around with Raichu!
Ash rings the doorbell.
Raichu: Hi! Can we play?
Ash: Sure.
Ash and Raichu did what they did best.
Ash: Great day! I want fiddle more next time!
Raichu: Have you divorced Pikachu yet?
Ash: Uh, well.
Raichu: Divorce her or I'll use Thunderbolt!
Ash: Ok, I will!
Raichu: Good.
The next day.
Pikachu: Honey, I want to see if you like these burmuda shorts.
Ash: SHUT UP! You are at my mercy!
Pikachu: What the...
Ash was pointing a rifle at Pikachu.
Pikachu: HONEY!
Ash: That's peanut butter and jelly for your information!
Ash ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Ash: HEHEHEHAHAHA!!! SOUL PATROL!
Pikachu: Ok. That was weird.
Ash: Uh. Yeah, well Taylor Hicks won American Idol.
Pikachu: THIS IS MONGOLIA!!!
Ash: Oh, yeah. Well, anyway. HEHEHEHAHAHA!!! MCPHEEVER!
Pikachu: Never mind.
Ash: You're done anyway!
Pikachu fell to the ground.
Raichu burst through the door.
Raichu: Good! Pikachu's done! Now.
Ash: SHUT UP!
Raichu: WHAT?
Ash: I SAID SHUT UP YOU LITTLE INSINT!!!
Raichu: Why do you want to kill me?
Raichu fell to the ground.
Ash: YES! I'm a seriel killer!
Dumb Police Officer: Two Pokemon killed? Hmmm. Is that bad?
Dumber Police Officer: Nope. Just two Pokemon. No harm done.
Ash: HEHEHEHAHAHA!!!
Ash fell to the ground.
No ones happy.
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