EmeraldSky, you sound like you could be a very great girlfriend. XD You sound...refined?*_* Meaning it in a good way.
Anyway for my answers. *cracks knuckles*
1) Bald - W-w-why? Why!? WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*faints*
2) Riding a bike in a triathlon - Get my own bike and chase him to the finish line. If he wins, I'll give him a delicious present, if he loses, I'll still give him a delicious present. 0_0
3) Swimming in a triathlon - Cheer him on, and after, tell him to meet me at the lockers. I got something special for him. *smirks evilly*
4) Running in a triathlon - Read 2. But I'll probably give him a new way of running. XD
5) Take a shower - Join him, put excessively warm water, and show him some more heat.
6) Sitting on a toilet - o_O *waits outside*
7) Scantily-clad for at least one full episode - I'll tape the freaking episode and watch it over, and over, and over, and over, and over...until I get tired...which is never. Scantily-clad? *hisses* Did it just get hot in here? *fans herself*
8) Play guitar - Listen to him for days on end, make some suggestions, sing along, and later have fun with a new song. *smiles coyly*
9) At your house - *freezes*...do you hear does bumps on the wall Ash?.....oh wait...it's only us.
10) Kissed you - *dies* And later I'll come back and show him some real experience.
1) Dance - Watch him move back and forth, back and forth....*glomps*
2) Trip and fall - Help him up, ask if he is okay, and later tell him to go to my house so I can fix him up a bit.
3) Train his Pok?mon - Help him and give him tips, and later, show him my tips on a different kind of training. XP
4) Eating - Enjoy a meal with him, and then he can do me next. *winks*
5) Drinking - ....give him something of mine to drink.
6) Sleeping - lets him, and wake him up later for a different kind of sleeping.
7) Talking to someone - If it's a girl *shoots*. If it's a boy, *Ash looks sooo much better*
8) Walking about only wearing his pants - Plays with his chest, and later glomp him to heaven.
9) Sitting on a hill, and stare at the sunset - Looks at the beautiful view. And then I turn to him to see an even better one.
10) Yell at someone - Let him yell at whoever it is, as long as it's not me, calm him down, ask him what's wrong, and then I relieve him of his stress. *thinks positions*
1) Climbing a tree in his boxers - Ask what is he doing, and then tell him to turn left, so I can get my favorite view.
2) Licking Ice Cream - Lick his ice cream, and then lick something else for him. *o*
3) Naked - *stares* Want to go to my room? I got open crib and nobody will know *smiles sweetly*
4) Exercising - Show him how I exercise.
5) Embarrassed - hug and comfort him.
6) Skinny dipping - *takes off clothes* Wait for me!!!!
7) Smirking at you - Smirk back sexily.
8) Pull a prank on someone - Laugh and then show him personally a few steps of how I make some good pranks.
9) Kissing another girl - *takes out gun*
10) Hugged you - Melt in his arms, and he'll have to hold me, cuz my knees will be so weak.
1) going on a walk at night - Stalk him and then invite him to my place to have fun.....you know what I mean....
2) sneaking around - Ask him why would he be sneaking, and then show him how sneaky I can be. *_*
3) In the hot tub - Join him and throw some bath toys in.
4) look sadly into your eyes - cuddles him and ask him why is he sad, cuz it makes me sad 2.
5) having some robber stealing his stuff - Chase the robber, body slam him, and show how girls aren't weak on strength a.k.a beat the crap out of him.
6) flirting with you - Takes it as him advancing on me and show him my definition of 'flirting'.
7) going to the shower room - *follows him prepared*
8) Telling you that he want's to ask out one of your best friends / sisters but
doesn't know how. he needs help - Tell him to forget about them, he's got me, and I can be 100 times as much worth.
9) grab your bicycle and quickly ride away without saying a thing - *confused* Grab some random person's bike, and chase after him.
10) only wearing a towel and putting his clothes in the hamper - Waits for the clothes to be put away, come from behind and take his towel off, and then tell him we got something better to do, and to save his task for later.
*Yawns* Man, that was something. Love the questions.