Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.....Again!!

[Nell]

Paper aeroplanes.

Why aren't my friends online? ;_;

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because they all abandoned you...

Why is Msn not sending peoples messages?

 

[Blastoise]

Because it's using them for its sandwich. This problem can be solved simply by taking its cheese away, so it can no longer make sandwiches anyway.

Why is Constantinople now Istanbul?

 

[Nell]

Jiggawhat? Err... because Istanbul is a better name? XD
Why are my friends STILL NOT ONLINE?!

 

[Midnight_Dragon249]

Because they hate you.

Why do I keep eating hotpockets?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

To make yourself sick..

Why did she say that?

 

[Nell]

Because... she wanted to^^;;
Why is my hair streaked with red?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because you got in a paint fight.

Why am I disappearing?

 

[Nell]

Err... because it's trendy. *slaps self*
Why is Uranus spinning sideways? :D

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because it got bored of staying still.

What rhymes with orange?

 

[Nell]

Morange. XD
Why is the sky dark?

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Because it's night!

Why is the sky pink?

 

[CWWynaut]

It isn't.
Can you help me to post a (stupid) question?

 

[Tensaiji]

You already gave a stupid question.

How come Pluto isn't a planet?

 

[Iced]

Because a giant German Sheppard ate Pluto

Why is Pokemon named Pokemon?

 

[Ullion]

Because you ate cereal for breakfast

Why does someone eat breakfast anyways?

 

[Chesters_love]

because it is
why is the grass green?

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

because... I don't really all concerned about it. It can be blue for all I care.

Why do I say I like pie?

 

[$H-GAGE$]

Maybe becoz 33y+7abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz=pie?

whats the calculation of metaphor3-hhggaagggee?

 

[FaNtEcH]

who cares?

why is the sun not blue??