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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

He keeps sending some to himself all the time =P

Why do people like love-letters?
(Note: Love-letters here can mean two things---1) Letters sent out by lovers 2) It's a kind of rolled-up biscuit, made of egg and flour. Usually cooked over a charcoal stove.)
 
because pokemon think that they TaSt GoOd!

Why dose Squirtle have a shell?
 
Because they are stupid and can't remember their birthdays.... nobody in the world of pokemon can..

How come Metwo is not is not mew2 in the pokedex?
 
Cause he doesn't want his coat to get dirty

Why does Whitney have pink hair and not purple?
 
Beacuse Jirachi granted himself an English lesson book.

Why is Meowth so stupid?
 
Because otherwise it would blow up

Why can't pikachu talk
 
cause hes a pokemon why dose brock use such cheesy pick-up lines?
 
Can you say never? Say it with me, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...

Next:

When will Pikachu evolve into Raichu?
 
When u feed it a stone..

Why is Mewtwo a clone of Mew but it doesn't look the same as Mew?
 
becuz the Mew DNA they got was of a defective mew

why do Ratatta hate cheese when they are mice?
 
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