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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer (Pokemon Style!)

Because they also eat cheese!

Why goldeens write letters?
 
A: He doesn't grant wishes, he says he does because he wants to attract people and then eat their nose o_o;
Q: How come Charizard can learn Solarbeam when he is a Ground type?
 
Well, ya see, he was lifting weights one day, in Cianwood City, when, he lifted a 5038725027305359 ton weight, and snapped his back.... so tradgic

How come Giovanni isn't a Pokemon card with 321094572350 HP???
 
cuz he's a garbage man who loves garbage...

how come ash gives away some of his pokemon to idiots like sabrina and that boxer champion guy with the hitmonchan???
 
Because his domain at Geocities.com wasn't up.

Why totodile don't listen to gothic CDs?
 
A: Because all the electric types explode when they listen to gothic CDs
Q: How come Rayquaza isn't a cat?
 
A: Yes because they think carrots are cheese
Q: Where is Pupitars head?
 
because Aokemon, Bokemon, Cokemon, Dokemon, Eokemon, Fokemon, Gokemon, Hokemon, Iokemon, Jokemon, Lokemon, Mokemon, Nokemon, Ookemon, Qokemon, Rokemon, Sokemon, Tokemon, Uokemon, Vokemon, Wokemon, Xokemon, Yokemon, and Zokemon are all copyrighted by an unnamed company.

Why are shiny Salamence green & orange?
 
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