cuz ditto was created by an magical artist. One day a magical artist painted a pink blob with two eyes, and it magically came alive, he then thought to himself that if that could come alive then so could his words, so he wrote down that the pink blob "ditto" could change into anything at anytime. Then he took advantage of that and then he got really rich then one day he died...and the ditto remained by himself. He got lonely though, so he decided to do a daring thing by transforming into two dittos(only the original ditto can do that, he cut his power in half so no other ditto could split into two) then that's how dittos reproduce...yup he's pink alright like the pink panther on a sunday morn
when will the pokemon franchise end?