Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer!

The spokesman for the subway commercial

Saturated colors are bad for your health?
 
That's easy just knock on the bank door and say 'um... I'm in need of some money could you please give me... let's say 2 million dollars for a start. Pretty please?'

Why did I eat that wretched cucumber phone?
 
Yes, cheese is the greatest thing in the universe, dear.

What is this?
 
Fried jelly in buttered toast o_O

Why did I eat that wretched cucumber phone? (could I please have a real answer this time? I was expecting something random, but everything you say is '1.1')
 
Because you need it.

Why did I give the same answer and ask the same question on both Pok?mon Community's and Bulbagarden's "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" thread?
 
Because you jumped off a cliff.

Why am I still wearing a nightgown?
 
Because it is night in Japan, Hong Kong, and Singapore.

What Pok?mon orbits the planet Latias?
 
No, it was a chicken. O_O

Should I eat this dynamite?
 
What about 'em?

Why do I have to pee but am ignoring it?
 
Ok! *Spills tea into an active volcano, making the volcano erupt*

Do I belong in a straightjacket?!
 
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