Ask A Stupid Question

[Orx of Twinleaf]

It was your ostrich: are you sure you can trust it to truthfully answer a question, now?

If Falcon is to Punch, and Terrier is to Tornado, fill in the blank: Gum-Gum ________

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

wants Hubble Bubble. (Night at the Museum reference perhaps?)

What is root beer made of?

 

[Purist of Black Water]

"a root of a woman and ear pieces"

Why does pokemon always never say no to their pokeball?

 

[PageEmp]

Because they are.

What da hek is a THEME!?

 

[Purist of Black Water]

something you throw down toilets and flush, to clog up the pipes.....

How is it that I AM me and you ARE you?

 

[killer-curry]

no.

is it true that there's a second Obama in the world?

 

[Skystrike]

Yes, he's the president of the Divided States of America.


How are we real if our eyes aren't real?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

We are all real, even if our eyes are fake.

So, what's new here?

 

[Purist of Black Water]

The mist is high in the air.
Meaning rainman and weathergirl are out for the day

Can you HANDLE the truth?

 

[killer-curry]

I can, if the truth is not harsh.

Can GTX 980 dual SLi with intel i7 6700k able to play minecraft?

 

[SmokedPaprika]

Iunno, give me a minute. That question's still processing in my head.

If Jimmy is an electrician, and Tommy is an orc, then what is Little Bob?

 

[Adam Levine]

A basketball player.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

[PjNavia14]

No, Its a toothbrush.

Can a tin can?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Maybe. I heard the soap boxes too.

Why do the girls love me?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

Because you're so phat....

Savvy?

 

[Emboar]

False.

Tuna?

 

[TI]

Only if it's in the middle of bread and cheese. Lightly toasted.

Why aren't flying cars a thing yet? Or are they technically helicopters?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because people don't like progress and want to stick to the present.

Why can't we have nice things?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Because you keep ruining the moments.

Am I always right?

 

[Adam Levine]

Not in Australia.

How many fingers does a clam have?