Ask A Stupid Question

[blue]

1. Obviously.

Where is the love

 

[Devoxys12]

Who knows?
Is this a question?

 

[blue]

No, it is an answer.

Is the holiday good?

 

[Devoxys12]

Yes, it is.
How do I fight fire?

 

[Emboar]

With a hairbrush, silly!

Did I just hear the tree moo?

 

[Devoxys12]

No, that was a mushroom.
Is this statement false?

 

[Emboar]

No, but you've got to take good care of your statement if you want to keep it.

Who just sneezed?

 

[Emboar]

Because you do!!

What happened to the cliff?

 

[blue]

It became no more

What if not even?

 

[Emboar]

Then where if odd.

Does to moose like cheese? (I was going to make it a cheese sandwich.)

 

[Devoxys12]

No, they like mousse.
Why is there gravity?

 

[Emboar]

To be super-effective against fires!

Am I a firefighter?

 

[blue]

No you are police

What time did the bear go to the shop?

 

[Emboar]

July 5th, 1991, at 4:02 PM.

Can I Google that for you?

 

[blue]

Yes, aslong as you Yahoo it too.

What returns?

 

[Emboar]

Whatever doesn't unstraighten.

Are triangles letters or numbers?

 

[Emboar]

Because you're Captain Toad.

Where did the toad go with my bike?

 

[Centipede Chan]

Because he couldn't hop on a scooter.

What are wooden fences made out of?

 

[blue]

Because they like to party, hard.

What if light was night?

 

[Emboar]

Then dark would be park.

Can I go to the park?