*ish tired* Man, I've been doing this computerized God thing for hours.
Me:
'Sup, homey.
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Aww...that's so cute!
God:
Shucks. Your replies are cute too.
Me:
Ooh..are you blushing?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am blushing.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Well, is your face hot?
God:
Well that's okay. Is my face hot? Suppose I say yes.
Me:
That means you're blushing! You like me, don't you?
God:
I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am blushing. Sure, Spoon I like you very much.
Me:
Aww...that's so nice of you! Of course! Tell everyone that I love you!
God:
Shucks. Are you getting bored? That is something I haven't heard of. That's interesting. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
I'm not bored at all! I'm a little tired, but that's it.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not bored at all. Maybe you should get some sleep now, Spoon.[/font]