Avex Water Cooler [[part one]]

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KUMI: [at the water cooler] Ahhh, water.
AYUMI: [walking to the water cooler] Hi, Kumi.
KUMI: Oh, it's you. Please don't ramble on about how Avex controls you again.
AYUMI: BUT THEY DO AND I WANT TO BE FREE AND FLY AWAY HOME!
KUMI: ...Avex is your home for now.
AYUMI: Noooooo!! I really do believe I belong in a place for people who have huge eyes like I do. Avex people don't have my ginormous eyes.
KUMI: This again? You realize that at this point, no one cares.
AYUMI: You know what, Kumi?! It's go time. TONIGHT WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
KUMI: Uhm, yeah. That just doesn't really work for me. Tomorrow?
AYUMI: Fine, tomorrow. But you better show up this time. Or I'm finding you! IN YOUR CUBICLE.
KUMI: I don't even have a cubicle?
AYUMI: I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK!
KUMI: Heyyy, that's great. I know where you work too. We all work in the same place...
BoA: [pops out of nowhere] Guys, we should just all be friends!
KUMI & AYUMI: WITH HER?!
BoA: Yes, with her. And her. AND ME.
KUMI: I'm nice to you, BoA.
AYUMI: Shut up, Kumi. MY NAILS ARE SCARIER THAN YOURS.
KUMI: Oh, that's it *****. I changed my mind. TONIGHT WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
BoA: NO! No death!!
AYUMI: Why not?! Kumi's a little *****. AND SHE EATS TOO MUCH.
KUMI: [munching on granola bar] I so don't eat too much.
AYUMI: YOU'RE EATING RIGHT NOW!
KUMI: I'm hungry! Leave me alone!
BoA: Why do you guys always fight like this?
AYUMI: Well, a long long time ago, in Avex school, Kumi stole the last pudding. I WANTED THAT PUDDING!
KUMI: And, that same day, Ayumi stole my pudding. I was so upset over that, and I still haven't forgiven her.
BoA: Seriously? This is all over pudding? LET'S BE FRIENDS!
KUMI & AYUMI: NO!
BoA: Whyyyy? Kumi, you're not that bad. And...Ayumi...you may have big eyes, but...
AYUMI: WHAT DO MY EYES HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!
KUMI: Well, you're always talking about your eyes, and your ear...so...
AYUMI: NO ONE ASKED YOU, KUMI!
BoA: STOP YELLING! ONLY I CAN YELL!
KUMI: I HAVEN'T REALLY YELLED YET! SO I'M YELLING BECAUSE I WANT TO YELL FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!
AYUMI: Instead of that squeal screech you do during your lives?
KUMI: No, instead of talking. I'M YELLING AGAIN!
AYUMI: *****, I'll stab you with my nails!
KUMI: Excuse me?! I AM THE NAIL QUEEN.
BoA: I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS FIGHTING!!! Everyone just shut up for a minute, and relax!
KUMI & AYUMI: YOU SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE AND RELAX!!
BoA: I am relaxed.
KUMI: I'm your venus! I'm your fire! Your DESIRE.
BoA: No. You're not...you just like to do commercials for razors.
AYUMI: Kumi's emo!
KUMI: Ayumi's deaf!
AYUMI: Kumi's a *****!
KUMI: AYUMI'S GOT BIG EYES!
BoA: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
KUMI: Really? I want one. I'm hungry.
AYUMI: You really do eat too much.
KUMI: No I don't!!

FIND OUT IF KUMI REALLY DOES EAT TOO MUCH IN PART TWO OF...AVEX WATER COOLER!

I wrote it in the form of a screenplay (kind of?), but one of my besties is going to turn everything I write for this into a comic. I'm excited.
Also, sorry for the swearing. But, it's asterisked out?
Don't be mad! I'm funny. :]

 

[Astinus]

This...isn't a screenplay. Screenplays have their own rules to be followed for writing that are particular. What this seems to be is just a simple script fic. No setting, no description of the characters, no real plot.

Don't sacrifice quality for humor. All this seems to be is just people yelling and swearing at one another.

This doesn't meet the standards of OW, which are outlined in the rules (no plot, no description). Check over them before posting again.