I've seen this site before, it barely applies to me XD
You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.
Nope....all I know about Miami, Ohio is that there's a party college there o_O
You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital.
Where's Tiffin? O_O;
You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
Just as long as it makes them lose; I hate the Bengals, and the Browns for that matter. Eew football D:
You've heard of 3.2% beer.
No, as I'm Ohio's only teatotaler =/
Schools close for the state basketball tournament. Deer season, too.
No, but all the male teachers at school take the day off -_-
You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point.
Never been to either, but I hate fairs and I never desire to set foot in an amusement park in my life.
You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
Surprisingly true. We have a seven or eight month winter, two days of fall, a month of summer, and a jumble of odds and ends temperatures that come when spring should be. I'm never not cold...except the brief moments when I'm hot.
You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
It's true. Except that the colleges I'm near are for proles =/
You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
Also true. The real ones are poison nuts on a tree, the candy ones are made from nastily rich peanut butter.
"Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."
Not where I live o_O;
You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
Nope, again, I'm not a lush, which is odd for an Ohioan.
You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
Ohhhh yes. PAHK THE CAH IN THE HAHVAHD YAHD.
You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.
Applies to hillbillies only.
You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,and Tuscarawas *(Wapakoneta?) and you know which letter is doubled in "Cincinnati."
Nope. I don't live in the area of Ohio with all the Indian names.
You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.
I live a good distance from King's Island and some other place, but I've never been. $50 a person? Over my dead body <_<;
You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.
There is only one Serpent Mound, I have had the chance to go, but never have.
You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.
No way O_o
"Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
Vacation doesn't exist in Ohio. At least, not for me.
You measure distance in minutes.
Again, hillbillies only.
Down south to you means Kentucky.
Yes, seeing as I only live 20 miles from Kentucky <_<;
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
No...only for days when there's a half-inch of slush. Never for a foot of snow, certainly not cold.
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
Once or twice, yes.
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
I'm driven to school =D Though I know people that this happens to. Stupid open enrollment =/
You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Happens on occasion.
You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
Nope o_o;
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
Second nature, and in my opinion, grammatically acceptable. Only high society snobs consider it wrong, and I have plenty of retorts ready incase I should ever be called up on it.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
No, our doors are barred as tightly as possible...we can't afford security o_o;
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
Hate all four D:
You carry jumper cables in your car.
I'm not entirely sure what jumper cables are.
You know what pop is.
I'm the only one in the family that says soda.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Happened on occasion in my youth.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
Sadly true...wait, no. What snow?
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.
It is to my sister and mother o_O;
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
Yes......welcome to hillbilly paradise.
You think that deer season is a national holiday.
I'm the only one who knows better -_-;
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
I'm not that intimate with nature O_O
You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the most popular band in the country.
Never heard of it...
You actually understand these jokes then forward 'em to all your OH friends!!
Understand? Friends?
