Awesome Chairman Kaga Fanclub

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Kaga! I absolutely <3 the lyrics to your... Requiem for an Upper-Middle Class Whiny Goth-Fop Without a Car or w/e tf it's called D:

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/1752788/ <-- that one

THE RUBBER WON'T MEET THE ROAD, OH, NO, CAN'T DRIVE

That's my favourite line... after the "I curse the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" one xD
 
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Yes x3 Can I be a groupie? <3 I'll be a devoted groupie. I'll be that obsessive one who keeps the merchandise companies rich and her children hungry. I'll be that one who tries to break in backstage with a plate of homemade muffins that the guard promises to pass on to the band but instead eats/disposes of. I'll be that one who sends creepy stalker letters to the lead singer and spends her time as an ice-cream vendor in front of the apartment block of the aforesaid bandmate. I'll be that one who tried to climb up on stage drunk but got arrested and held in custody. I'll be that one who named the hungry children after bandmates.

I'LL BE YOUR #1 FAN~
 
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Nah, you can be the Chinese fighting muffin they throw at people and force them into a whiny submissive state.
 
No ;_; I WANNA BE A GROUPIIIIIIIIIIIE~
 
i'm just a fan, but seeing as how no one else is their #1 fan yet, i'm sure CK will say yes. D will probably say no just because of that.... then say he was j/k and say yeah
 
It's hard to work to be a groupie for Killswitch EnPaige

I've been practicing my screaming

MUWAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH
HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1!1//?
 
Kylie-chan said:
Kaga! I absolutely <3 the lyrics to your... Requiem for an Upper-Middle Class Whiny Goth-Fop Without a Car or w/e tf it's called D:

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpos...&postcount=495 <-- that one

THE RUBBER WON'T MEET THE ROAD, OH, NO, CAN'T DRIVE

That's my favourite line... after the "I curse the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" one xD
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I actually think I did a horrible job with it, it sounds like a country song when I listen to it in my head XD

I don't know where the rubber hitting the road part came from o_O;

Airashii said:
RFAUMCWGFWAC for short.

That song is so gonna top the charts. 8D
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I'm predicting undecuple-platinum, and that's a very conservative estimate...come over to my house this weekend and we'll barbecue some manatee over a pit fueled by hundred-dollar bills...

Kylie-chan said:
Yes x3 Can I be a groupie? <3 I'll be a devoted groupie. I'll be that obsessive one who keeps the merchandise companies rich and her children hungry. I'll be that one who tries to break in backstage with a plate of homemade muffins that the guard promises to pass on to the band but instead eats/disposes of. I'll be that one who sends creepy stalker letters to the lead singer and spends her time as an ice-cream vendor in front of the apartment block of the aforesaid bandmate. I'll be that one who tried to climb up on stage drunk but got arrested and held in custody. I'll be that one who named the hungry children after bandmates.

I'LL BE YOUR #1 FAN~
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It sounds like you're experienced in the ways of the groupie...you sure you didn't spend a year or two with the Rolling Stones? You can be the number one fan and head groupie, but just as long as you promise to get arrested at every single person...it makes us look good if we can bail fans out of jail and pay their fines, so for one thing you're our PR lackey. You would make a fun drunk, so go on with that too...but make sure to do a little product placement, it works wonders. We have a few million bottles of Killswitch EnPaige™ carbonated goat's blood in storage and we'd like a public figure to make it look good. You get a 5% cut of the profits...in razors and complimentary Killswitch EnPaige CDs, though...so make the best of it, you're ours for life now~

I've been practicing intensely between cutting sessions and drinking until I'm blind...listen to the fruits of my labor:

BLLLLLLUHHHHHEIIIIIIIEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!7wq4
 
Chairman Kaga said:
No, no, douse me in hard liquor...make the pain go away. ROCK ON =O
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What ever you say boss..XD
*douses kaga with beer then accidently throws a lit match on him*
 
Eva! Uh...

I still haven't concluded that investigation of mine. I'll be back with more evidence in a few days.
 
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