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You never really replied to my PM Alan~ I was kind of disappointed.

Great Sakura picture ML. You two need to get into Tao Jun. She's ... my anime girl <3
 
Dactylus said:
Now, pardon me if I'm wrong (since I REALLY didn't care to read what's been going on in the past two pages since I left), but you are saying that because Lils refuses to use guns, you are allowed to use whichever weapon you want, even though it was you who forbade her from alchemy? So, if she refuses to use guns and that means you are allowed to select the means of combat, I believe that you since you demanded no alchemy, she should be the one to decide the terms, no?

Or who knows, maybe I'm just crazy. Or maybe I misread your text (it was a bit too ornate for me to care about understanding whilst I battle this headache). If I'm correct though, I'm not sure how you came to that non sequitur, Stool-guy...

Or then again, you said "too", implying that she was going to use alchemy anyway. But she never said was actually intending to perform any, she merely said that the duel was hers by forfeit because you asked her to do the impossible.

...You know what? Ignore that. I'm babbling. Just go make me some guitars.
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The moment she disagreed to fighting on equal terms (you will notice in a previous post that I made the common and proper dueling demand of flintlock pistols) her right was voided to participate in an honorable duel, but, as we both agree that there is an unsettled blood feud between us, it is now our only option to fight using whatever means we find proper.

In a last attempt to make the duel fair, I have begun a chain reaction of weapon upgrades by indicating the weapons I intend to bring that will eventually end in some semblance of our being evenly-matched again. If Colonel Mustang knows that I will be drenched in water to negate any chance of his flame alchemy working, he will bring a bulletproof vest to negate any chance of my M-16 killing him. Then he will choose a weapon he sees fit to bring about my downfall after analyzing the new conditions of the fight. After seeing his announced upgrades, I will, in turn, choose another weapon and method of rendering his weapon useless, he doing the same until we have written ourselves into a corner and have no choice but to fight at a point where we are both near the point of invincibility.

Who would trust the infamous Roy Mustang not to use alchemy in any sort of struggle? He sees it as demanding the impossible simply because he is inexperienced in any other methods of combat. His flaw is that his faith lies primarily in his alchemy, not in any of his own inherent ability, and I intend to expose that weakness to end this scuffle before it ensues.

Paul, I never received a PM from you. Database errors, I suspect.
 
Oh, I sent a PM like "I want to be friends again with you! ---..blah blah blah"

That was a summary. I memorize everything I send.
 
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I know, and I won't. It was just weird that you didn't reply, so I thought I'd inquire.

I've edited my post to be less personal.
 
 
I was there for many of those classic moments and found them to be perfect beyond what I can express, and you are to be forever saluted for using Roy Mustang's force of personality to defend the state military. I believe all who questioned you were quickly and summarily silenced.

Hah...I've always loved that picture.
 
That's one of my favorite pics of Sakura too. Sakura makes a really cute beach girl.<3 Plus, she looks great in a bikini.

Time to show one of my favorites of the fanarts I found.

[PokeCommunity.com] Awesome Chairman Kaga Fanclub


Sakura looks so cute!^_^
 
I'm going to have to venture into the realm of absolutes and proclaim that as the best Sakura fanart ever, hands-down. I'm amazed, I really, really am.
 
Jack O'Neill said:
Roy toying around with Lily's feelings
Roy putting the verbal smackdown on Chibi and Matt
Roy defending the integrity of the State Military
Roy's press release regarding the more radical elements of the FMA fandom
Roy accusing an Alphonse Elric impersonator of slander
Roy challenging Chibi's "evidence"
Roy's buddies ganging up on a Riza Hawkeye impersonator

Simply put, I'm a better Roy impersonator than Lily ever will be. I can also do spot-on impressions of Jean Havoc, Maria Ross, and Frank Archer as well.

And just for fun: https://firebirdie.net/fmapwar/psimages/hotmail/Ed.jpg
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Being called an 'impersonator' must be as low as you could go towards me, from someone who supports the shipping of Roy Mustang and myself. I could go into explanation on why this pairing in infurating, but that is not what I am here to adress. I was not 'ganged up' upon by Roy's 'buddies' but by one entity of who's alias is Jack O' Neill. In being 'ganged up' upon you revealed the location for Lieutenant Ross who had been escaping the military. I thank you for that information. From what I see, there is not one, but two Mustang impersonators on this forum. If you were to be somewhat close to the real Mustang, you would have only needed one or two examples to show your evidence. Are you that insercure? Please, do not slander the name of Colonel *ehem*.....Corporal..."Colonel" Mustang. Also, what I do not approve of is the taking of another's images without their -in this case 'her'- consent.

Image taking is an offense. Please don't do it again. Thank you.

Second Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye​
 
Excellent...you have no idea how much I appreciate this, but you'd better not give up all of your good stuff so quickly. This will more than suffice for now =D

Love it, though........wow.
 
Dragion said:
Being called an 'impersonator' must be as low as you could go towards me, from someone who supports the shipping of Roy Mustang and myself. I could go into explanation on why this pairing in infurating, but that is not what I am here to adress. I was not 'ganged up' upon by Roy's 'buddies' but by one entity of who's alias is Jack O' Neill. In being 'ganged up' upon you revealed the location for Lieutenant Ross who had been escaping the military. I thank you for that information. From what I see, there is not one, but two Mustang impersonators on this forum. If you were to be somewhat close to the real Mustang, you would have only needed one or two examples to show your evidence. Are you that insercure? Please, do not slander the name of Colonel *ehem*.....Corporal..."Colonel" Mustang. Also, what I do not approve of is the taking of another's images without their -in this case 'her'- consent.

Image taking is an offense. Please don't do it again. Thank you.

Second Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye​
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You are not First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, nor do you speak on behalf of her. The fact that you find yourself infuriated by the shipping between Lieutenant Hawkeye and me, along with the fact that you got her rank wrong, is evidence enough of this.

The account named "Jack O'Neill" is shared between various members of my former group, along with whoever else is given permission (Lieutenant Colonel Archer and Major Lieutenant Colonel Kimblee being two of these privileged individuals) and its original creator. Second Lieutenant Ross has not deserted the military, nor has she ever attempted to do so; to this day, she is still a commissioned officer in the State Military.

Why would I slander my own name? If anything, YOU are slandering the name of Lieutenant Hawkeye. As for the accusation of image stealing, I do not take credit for their creation; I merely post them. People on this forum do it practically all the time; in fact, I wonder why you have not targeted them for persecution.

That is all I have to say to you.

Signed,

Colonel Corporal Roy Mustang​

[NOTE: Letter edited by Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc, Second Lieutenant Heymans Breda, Warrant Officer Vato Falman, and Sergeant Major Kain Fuery.]
 
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Jack O'Neill said:
You are not First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, nor do you speak on behalf of her. The fact that you find yourself infuriated by the shipping between Lieutenant Hawkeye and me, along with the fact that you got her rank wrong, is evidence enough of this.

The account named "Jack O'Neill" is shared between various members of my former group, along with whoever else is given permission (Lieutenant Colonel Archer and Major Lieutenant Colonel Kimblee being two of these privileged individuals) and its original creator. Second Lieutenant Ross has not deserted the military, nor has she ever attempted to do so; to this day, she is still a commissioned officer in the State Military.

Why would I slander my own name? If anything, YOU are slandering the name of Lieutenant Hawkeye. As for the accusation of image stealing, I do not take credit for their creation; I merely post them. People on this forum do it practically all the time; in fact, I wonder why you have not targeted them for persecution.

That is all I have to say to you.

Signed,

Colonel Corporal Roy Mustang​

[NOTE: Letter edited by Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc, Second Lieutenant Heymans Breda, Warrant Officer Vato Falman, and Sergeant Major Kain Fuery.]
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Oh? You were there when I specifically said that I intended to have no relations with you at the Gokurousama party hosted by the Elric brothers. I suggest you ask Fuery for a copy of it if you're forgetful...that party was not something you should have forgotten so easily, so-called-Roy-Mustang.

About Ross....I guess you are going on an adaptation then. Let's just say I like to read more than I like to watch. Pardon me for saying Second. Old habits die hard, just like you referring to yourself as Colonel in the past. I've never persecuted others because I would expect that of them. Even though you can procrastinate, I've never expected you to steal. You must also get a lot of visitors in that winter's den you would call a home for all of those listed to check a single letter.

First Lt. Riza Hawkeye
(Letter sealed by Black Hayate)​
 
Jack, you frighten me with the blind errors of your way.

If I want to be Roy, I AM Roy! GEEZ! >O [/more lily-esque]
 
Chairman Kaga said:
So...tell me, does that motorcycle get better gas mileage from being powered by a human soul?
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Depends on how many burritos you feed it. *rimshot*

I've also found the classic board game "Who killed Kaji?" XD

IMO. Kaji was killed by Pen^2, in the elevator with the prog knife.
 
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