Backwards Story

[The Blastoise]

I've seen this type of thread on other message boards and the way it works is this post is the end and posts after this come before this and try to say what came right before the preceding post.

Here's the end of the story:

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And that's the last time I eat bananas.

 

[Xyrin]

The poison nearly killed me that day.

 

[caaraa]

Good luck!Good luck!Good luck!

 

[mew_nani]

The pain was so excrutiating...

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

I've got been poisoned by a snake.

 

[Esper]

I thought: "Why is that fruit stand making a rattling sound?"

 

[mew_nani]

It sprang up out of nowhere and offered me cake.

 

[A Pixy]

And that's when Robo-Kinnikuman showed up.

 

[NightOfRemorse]

I fell down a hole before realizing where I was.

 

[Esper]

The drugs were just starting to wear off.

 

[Distorted Personality]

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

It was a beautiful day in the land of Chocolate.

 

[Sage Harpuia]

And I fell asleep after cooking rainbow narvals. Whatever they are :/

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I was just finished cooking rainbow narvals.

 

[A Pixy]

Anyway, there I was, being the Prince of Darkness.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

...and that's how I defeated the evil Menger Sponge.

But that's a different story.

 

[Gymnotide]

You guys realize you suck at making stories, right? -___-

Then, suddenly its head fell off ...and that's how I defeated the evil Menger Sponge. But that's a different story. Anyway, there I was, being the Prince of Darkness. I was just finished cooking rainbow narvals. And I fell asleep after cooking rainbow narvals. Whatever they are :/ It was a beautiful day in the land of Chocolate. The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well. The drugs were just starting to wear off. I fell down a hole before realizing where I was. And that's when Robo-Kinnikuman showed up. It sprang up out of nowhere and offered me cake. I thought: "Why is that fruit stand making a rattling sound?" I've got been poisoned by a snake. The pain was so excrutiating... The poison nearly killed me that day. And that's the last time I eat bananas.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

...Wait, are you saying were we supposed to make it a good story?

That's no fun :/

The sponge came closer. I thought I was a dead cactus.

 

[TheMarkCrafter]

I was playing at a garden and i saw a sponge

 

[Gymnotide]

Just kidding.

Spoiler:

It doesn't even flow well, and I'm pretty sure someone made the story go forward up there >_>