Ban The Person Above You! (Don't take it literally!)

[Calvolt]

Banned for assuming he'll come back.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Banned, Not if BinaryPeaches keeps tryin' to ban me. That's what it seems like.

 

[diab_low]

Banned for not fighting back you have rights. lol

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Not on this site.
Banned, cuz no BinaryPeaches has the power to infraction me.

 

[diab_low]

Banned for not doing the right thing in the first place. lol

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Banned, O wait I better not send it cuz I might get an "infraction". Screw it.

 

[diab_low]

Banned cause I'll cheer this thread up

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards
the local swimming pool.I gave him a glass of water.

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because I had a few run-ins with PC Law.

My Oshawott even spent jail time for being Anti-WikiLeaks.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Banned, cuz you returned so now I'm safe.

 

[diab_low]

Banned cause everyone is happy and deserves another joke.

Spoiler:

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin's Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin's condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn't the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said "and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I'm sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.
The note said "HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Banned because I had to read a book!

 

[Calvolt]

Banned for reading a book.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Banned cuz I didn't read a book and you assumed I did.

 

[diab_low]

Banned for being lazy. reading is gud for thy vocab

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Banned cuz ShinyUmbreon was too mad to read it.

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos ur being liek Hikari. "Mad as hell"

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because it's for joke purposes... I got inspired.

 

[Calvolt]

Banned for being inspired.

 

[diab_low]

Banned cos i wasnt making it like a joke. if u wanna joke look below.

Spoiler:

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

 

[Hikamaru]

Banned because ShinyUmbreon needs to go to school.