Barbie has a new hobby!

[Samme!]

Bang Bang She Shot Meh.

 

[Sydian]

Now, I came to this blog thinking that Barbie had just joined the latest and greatest group: The PC Plastics.

 

[Samme!]

Sorry Silver, she has decided to take on artillery classes at Westpoint every tuesday and thursday evenings from 9 to 11 PM.

 

[Sydian]

I believe you have Barbie confused with me.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

who is responsible for this fallacy

 

[Guillermo]

She was such a good skank though!

 

[Angela]

Now, I came to this blog thinking that Barbie had just joined the latest and greatest group: The PC Plastics.

Barby didn't need to join.. She is Plastic... :þ

 

[Mitchman]

This is the Barbie men play with. Their excuse is that guns are manly and thus barbie with guns is manly.

 

[Angela]

But she only has dynamites... O.O;;

 

[Mitchman]

Okay then its the manly bomb barbie.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

Bombs are very manly. *nod nod*

 

[Samme!]

But she only has dynamites... O.O;;

But can you see what is in the bottom of her bag or combat boots? I THINK NOT.

 

[.Seth]

Hey kids! Get your new awesome Barbie doll now! It comes with a set of dynamites that really explode! Order now, and we'll include the life-size combat boots too!

[/annoying tv ad]

 

[Samme!]

Win ^-^ And there would be some teenager who is way too old to be playing with barbies in the first place -____-