Beheaded

[Dracowyn]

Get rid of all the meaty bits of Omega's head and add it to my skull collection in my basement
Don't judge me, everyone collects something.

 

[semi]

*Places Dracowyn's brain in chemical tank, adding yet another to my intriguing collection*

Not judging

 

[Xertified]

*practiced it for Pedigreeing... in thumbtacks*

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

*uses Omega's head a tortilla chip bowl*

(the tortilla chip bowl is a reference to the Order of the Stick webcomic)

 

[semi]

*uses severed head as a drum*

Ba-dum tss, b*tches.

 

[Xertified]

*kamehameha that shit!*

PS: Don't bypass filters.

 

[semi]

*Slaps right cheek twice for his rudeness*

 

[Xertified]

*Sweet Chin Music!!*

 

[semi]

*Places curly blonde wig and tiara*

Oh, princess.

 

[Xertified]

*kicked it to the Moon.*

You were lucky it wasn't this:

 

[semi]

*Uses as helmet in halo*

You're thick-skulled all right.

 

[Xertified]

*rips of its skin for making a mask.*

tnx

 

[semi]

YOU. STOLE. MY. INVENTION.

YOU. SHALL. PAY.

*RIPS OMEGA'S SEVERED HEAD TO SHREDS WITH BARE HAND*

 

[Xertified]

*used it for nuke testing*

Holy Shit, chill the fuck out.