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...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because I changed the last letter of the word to a 'd'- making it landmind- giving the local land a mind which decided to throw me off of it and go have a tea party.

The next poster is given the assignment of reading War And Peace and then writing a ten-page essay on it, with only four days to do so.
 
But I escaped because the person who tried to give me that assignment did not make it out of the Wuthering Heights. A pity, I don't exactly dislike reading.

The next poster is hearing Kecleon's theme while inside a dungeon. (PMD) You really need to tell that new recruit to stop proccing their Kleptomania quirk.
 
But I escape by hitching a ride on Truck-kun as it comes to drop off some isekai 'recruits'.

The next user climbed up a tree to save a cat and is now under attack by a snake.
 
But I escape by having my (nonexistent) cat sit on my face and make me get out.

The next user is trapped in the drive-thru, ala Weird Al.
 
...But I escaped because I had brought lots of Spam (another song by Weird Al Yankovic), and threw it at the other cars in front of me until they hurried along.

The next poster is forced to endure three months of endless fireworks.
 
But I escaped by using noise-cancelling earmuffs!

The next user is stuck in Canada (which, all things considered, isn't a terrible place to be stuck in)
 
(I think I got this one already...)

...But I escaped because it sped up to the point that I went flying off of it, and landed on some random passer-by.

The next poster gets shrunk and then flushed down the toilet.
 
...But I escaped by bringing my skateboard and using the momentum of the water to gain enough speed to swerve to the top half of the bowl and jump over the rim.

The next user is on a thin cable suspended between 2 high ledges.
 
But I escape by realizing that there's no one ON my street, and thus no one to cook for!

The next user is addicted to Pokemon romhacks.
 
...But I escaped by being addicted to Star Wars: The Old Repubic instead!

The next poster got turned into a Bee!
 
But I escape by getting stepped on!

The next user is stuck in a hole!
 
...But I escaped because the prism, although being shiny, was actually just cheap plastic and I was easily able to break out.

The next poster is arrested for impersonating an aubergine.
 
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