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...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because, being able to fly, I could just let go of the bungee cord and float off somewhere else.

The next poster get mauled by a malignant metaphor!
 
....But I escaped because I launched barrage of Anaphora and Epiphora !!




The next user is stuck inside nuclear-hazard zone with no way to go out.
 
i'm resistant and am equipped with a nuclear-hazard removing device and clean it up then simply fly away!

The next user is getting attacked by aliens!
 
...But I escaped because I scared them by singing to them in a painful off-key way and they fled back to their home planet.

The next poster gets caught smuggling Pokémon cards by the police.
 
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....but I escaped because I had TCG Judge who is known as @ReKoil , who will free me of the false accusations !!



The next user's body has lost 50% of electrons of the total.
 
The Primal Kyogre nullified anything fire, as it is still there in my flair and signature !!




The next user is made a corrupt politician in their place !
 
...but I escaped because my mom got angry on me seeing myself immersed into the game world, hence she pulled me out from it by holding my ear !!





The next user had forgotten the way back to their home and don't trust on anyone for getting the way !
 
....but I escaped because Crowned Sword turned out to be too tough to be damaged, hence it wrecked that machine !!




The next user felled inside asphalt barrel, and then made flat and turned into high-speed lane for F1 Racing.
 
...But I escaped because the fan was actually a Pokémon fan who just wanted a hug!

The next poster is 10 trillion Poké in debt.
 
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