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...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because I fed the referee to the Piranha Plant, and ran off whilst he was being eaten!

The next poster is stuck up a tree.
 
But I escape by yelling 'Timber' and the tree suddenly keels over by the laws of lumberjack physics!

The next user just ran a stop sign and is being chased by an angry grandma!
 
...But I escaped because I separated the railway carriage I was on from the front of the train, and the carriage slowed down to a stop.

The next poster fell into an enormous vat of chocolate.
 
...But I escaped because the driver hit the tree that keeled over a few posts ago, jarring the boot open and I ran off before he realised it!

The next poster got attacked by a giant, land-walking and air-breathing Goldfish with razour-sharp teeth!
 
...But I escaped because there was a large pile of pillows at the bottom!

The next poster is covered in 60 non-removable caffeine patches that are each the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee.
[PokeCommunity.com] ...But I Escaped Because.......

[PokeCommunity.com] ...But I Escaped Because.......
 
But I escape because I'm also evil, and two evils make a right!
But I escape by... deceiving them back? :unsure:

The next user opened the airplane door under hypnosis, while it was still in flight!
 
...But I escaped because I had learned to Master The Hurricane, as well as the tsunami!

The next poster gets pelted with a bunch of snowballs.
 
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